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LethalX5
Registered: 01/07/05
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so today at work...
#4694461 - 09/22/05 09:20 AM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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...this box busted open and it was full of live crickets. there most have been hundreds of them hopping around all over the place and it smelled really bad. I'm not sure how the box got opened, i think the guy that was loading the truck droped another box onto it or something. but ya, just a quick story that i thought i would share.
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Cowgold
Bullshit
Registered: 04/04/05
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Re: so the other day at work... [Re: LethalX5]
#4695679 - 09/22/05 02:55 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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...this guy (plumber) was walking through a corridor carrying a long copper pipe and holding the back of his pants up. He went to steady the pipe and his pants dropped to his ankles. Fucking shit old man... it's a fucking job-site where a fucking wire belt or rope or something Jed.
Crickets piss me off though, I was looking for one in my office the other day, it was driving me nuts. I found it the next day in my light fixture. I think crickets are really spies sent by 'they' to gather info and implant thoughts of dementia.
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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So, today at work... [Re: Cowgold]
#4695715 - 09/22/05 03:03 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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*them
...this table was acting all shitty to me, so I put 18% gratuity on their check. They didn't notice it and tried to tip me shitty after running me ragged. The fuckers only screwed themselves!
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hobbitxkillyou
Shark wrestlingchampion
Registered: 08/11/05
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Loc: Pennsylvania
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Re: So, today at work... [Re: blissedout]
#4695768 - 09/22/05 03:17 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
blissedout said: *them
...this table was acting all shitty to me, so I put 18% gratuity on their check. They didn't notice it and tried to tip me shitty after running me ragged. The fuckers only screwed themselves!
Haha, good job man.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
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Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: So, today at work... [Re: blissedout]
#4695773 - 09/22/05 03:19 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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You should have made it 50%
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
Registered: 04/09/04
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This thread is funny. Thanks for the amusement guys.
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License_to_Chill
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Registered: 11/12/04
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I got repair a chicken coup and clean up a dead chicken that a Coyote got to last night.
Pretty much just scraped it into a bucket.
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danamine
oldster
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 620
Loc: MA
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Two of the sales guy in my office got into a nearly physical fight because one of them is a drug dealer and the other was calling him out on it. My job is so awesome.
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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Re: So, today at work... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4695849 - 09/22/05 03:37 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: You should have made it 50%
They would definitely have noticed that and my boss man would have been pissed! I ended up making like 23 bucks of of that table, anyway.
Back on topic...
...Reuben Studdard, from American Idol, came in and ate. He had pad prik with pork and coconut chicken soup. He also signed a couple of autographs. He has to write "American Idol" under his signature. I thought that was funny. He's a total lard ass, too.
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
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Re: So, today at work... [Re: danamine]
#4695859 - 09/22/05 03:38 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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What kind of place do you work at?
What kind of drugs does he sell?
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