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OfflineBrAiN
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Drunk chicks passed out on your floor
    #4693636 - 09/22/05 02:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'm going to take a giant crap on my supervisor's desk at work tommorrow. She put me on the 6:30am shift and then she sent my roommate home drunk and belligerent tonight.

There's a hot peruvian chick now passed out on my bedroom floor right now

If only my morals were a little less rigid.. and she wasn't one of my roommates

Damn catholic upbringing :P!!!


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OfflineDeathCompany
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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: BrAiN]
    #4693787 - 09/22/05 03:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

well u might as well do something, draw on her face .


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OfflineTranceharper
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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: DeathCompany]
    #4693800 - 09/22/05 03:58 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Put gloves on her if you think you might end up within two meters of her should she awake, MeOW , I only knew one gal from peru in my life, and if she had a tail and fur, she would have deserved title of "Psychokitty world " and you all know what happens when you wake a cat up , should it actually be ' asleep ' , Claws dont feel too good, especialy not when they scoop skin out like a human fingernail does :wink: -Trance


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OfflineDeathCompany
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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: Tranceharper]
    #4693803 - 09/22/05 03:59 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

haha harsh


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: DeathCompany]
    #4693814 - 09/22/05 04:07 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

You're catholic?  Perfect!  4 hailmarys should cover ya...  :hellfire:


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: BrAiN]
    #4693967 - 09/22/05 06:56 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

RAPE HER THEN REPENT AND ASK GOD FOR FOGIVENESS!..............
Then go straight to heaven no probs simple as that.


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OfflineMighty Bop
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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: trev]
    #4694025 - 09/22/05 08:07 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

At least check out her titties and jack off or something, that's what I would do :smile:


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4694782 - 09/22/05 01:16 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mighty Bop said:
At least check out her penis and touch it or something, that's what I would do :smile:




:tongue:


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4694797 - 09/22/05 01:19 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

chain her to a radiator, feed her only if she begs..

also..delouse her.

that should be satifactory


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: BrAiN]
    #4694810 - 09/22/05 01:22 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I was going to say something... then I remembered I was in The Pub.


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: BrAiN]
    #4694818 - 09/22/05 01:23 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

RAPE THE SLUT. Only whores get drunk, she WANTS to get fucked.


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4694833 - 09/22/05 01:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

In that case...

It's not rape if you use a condom!


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4694840 - 09/22/05 01:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
RAPE THE SLUT. Only whores get drunk, she WANTS to get fucked.




Good to see HELLA back after my 2 week absence of pearl jam concerts :laugh:

What's up HELLA?


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4694911 - 09/22/05 01:43 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Not much. I've gotta go to school soon, but I'm slacking and posting here instead.


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4694914 - 09/22/05 01:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

ah slacking

one of life true pleasures


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: mantis]
    #4694915 - 09/22/05 01:44 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mantis said:
In that case...

It's not rape if you threaten her life if she even mentions the police!




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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4694946 - 09/22/05 01:55 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4694951 - 09/22/05 01:56 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

jesus....how about a picture man


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4694965 - 09/22/05 01:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

fo' sho' yo'


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Re: Drunk chicks passed out on your floor [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4694970 - 09/22/05 02:01 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

No, she got drunk. Women are people too and only human.

U guys might just be joking but this heres a little bit of reality for yer.



Have you ever got too drunk?

How would you of felt if you woke up at a friends and he'd fucked your little asshole? Or jacked off over your ass?

Your moment of pleasure will affect this person for THE REST OF THEIR LIFE.

Cause and effect.


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