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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Am I sexist?
    #4693063 - 09/21/05 10:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I was watching a movie with the lights off (but it was still light outside) when I saw a young girl pass by the driveway. My couch faces the street window so I can see people walking by.

A few seconds later she comes back and is looking into the driveway. She proceeds to take my paper (which was in the driveway).

I'm a little pissed so I go running out and give my loudest wistle (it's the one you use four fingers--ear deafeningly loud). She's still walking away like nothing happened so I yell out, "Hey did you just take my paper?" She mumbles something under her breath and I say, "Well give it back."

So what she does is she throws it in the middle of the road. This makes me pretty mad so I say something like, "What the fuck is the matter with you?"

So I take the paper inside and decide to go back outside again to see what she's up to. Well, she's kind of hiding down the street, probably because she lives closeby and doesn't want me to see exactly where.



Now here's the sexist part: After having a good look at her (pretty hot with nice dreadlocks, about 19 or 20) I feel bad about this. I mean it's only a paper, but I tend to overreact because I've been the victim of thieves too many times.

Now I think she's cool and want to nail her. :grin:

Am I sexist?

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693081 - 09/21/05 11:00 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I dont know what this has to do with sexism at all...what the hey?


Hot chick stole your paper and was a bitch about it, seems pretty straightforward! The hotness is the hotness and the bitch is the bitch and there it is.


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693084 - 09/21/05 11:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I would've ran out waving a shotgun and yelling racist slurs in a redneck voice. You took it too softly for the thief.


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4693091 - 09/21/05 11:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I think its called being Male ... -Tranceharper


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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4693099 - 09/21/05 11:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I guess, I guess. But now I think it's a little funny and feel bad for yelling. She's just hot and doesn't give a shit. But if it was some old petafile looking dude I woudn't have thought twice about it.

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4693106 - 09/21/05 11:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Gah -_- Forum lag . sorry for double post


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Edited by Tranceharper (09/21/05 11:04 PM)

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InvisibleRavus
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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693117 - 09/21/05 11:04 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Man, your post is pretty frustrating. I have to restrain myself from getting banned, but I want to ask: What's the matter with you? Some chick steals your property, and you feel bad?? I would've firebombed her house for that.


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693128 - 09/21/05 11:05 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe you could've nailed her... if you weren't such a bitch about it. :wink:

I would've definitely said something, but I wouldn't have been quite so angry about it. You overreacted a bit :lol:


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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: Ravus]
    #4693138 - 09/21/05 11:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I agree with you totally. I think I should be livid here. This isn't the first time it has "gone missing" either. OK NOW I FEEL BETTER. THAT STUPID BITCH STOLE MY PAPER, I SHOULD HAVE CHOKED HER.

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693141 - 09/21/05 11:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693222 - 09/21/05 11:20 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

She's probably a little thieving hippy anyway.


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: Ravus]
    #4693741 - 09/22/05 01:22 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I would have done the same thing.  And nope, not sexist at all.

...damn thieving hippies.  :tongue:


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4693752 - 09/22/05 01:26 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I dont know what this has to do with sexism at all...what the hey?


Hot chick stole your paper and was a bitch about it, seems pretty straightforward!  The hotness is the hotness and the bitch is the bitch and there it is.




:rofl2:

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4693855 - 09/22/05 02:39 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I dont know what this has to do with sexism at all...what the hey?


Hot chick stole your paper and was a bitch about it, seems pretty straightforward! The hotness is the hotness and the bitch is the bitch and there it is.




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Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4693866 - 09/22/05 02:48 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
I dont know what this has to do with sexism at all...what the hey?


Hot chick stole your paper and was a bitch about it, seems pretty straightforward!  The hotness is the hotness and the bitch is the bitch and there it is.




Tod and Bobo quoted this, and I just want to fit in.  :sad:

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4693871 - 09/22/05 02:56 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

haha i thought that said sexiest even after reading the entire post. am i sexiest? wtf... oh sexist... uh.. wtf does that have to do with this though? uh... i guess not... some bitch stole your paper. who does that anyway? she goes up to your house and steals your paper and hides.. what a retard... haha.. i wouldnt want anything to do with that bitch.


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: Locus]
    #4693978 - 09/22/05 05:08 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You should leave a decoy paper outside your house every morning with a dog turd sadwiched in the middle of it, then if she takes it again she'll end up with crap in her lap }:o)


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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: Dfekt]
    #4694051 - 09/22/05 06:41 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

writte your number in that paper and let her steal it, or write mine, I like hippy sluts

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lechuck]
    #4694117 - 09/22/05 07:23 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

lechuck said:
write your number in that paper and let her steal it, or write mine, I like hippy sluts



ha ha  :thumbup:

write in it... "you can have my paper anytime"  make sure and give it phallic characteristics.  A few veins and...

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Re: Am I sexist? [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4694362 - 09/22/05 08:47 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I bet she was dosed out of her mind :lol:


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