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OfflineJfisher
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That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed
    #4690528 - 09/21/05 04:17 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Now this is an entirely hypothetical story, involving an entirely hypothetical friend, and an entirely hypothetical quest for horse poo:

So last night the two of us go out to a local horse trail/stable. We're hunting about and it's our first time on the search. As the we park, we go over all of the materials we have with us to make sure we've got everything: Plastic bags, trash bags, flashlights, and a very discreet looking white box. My friend believed these to be sanitary hand wipes which I keep in my bathroom when he grabbed them to bring with us. He was close, but really, they're Always brand sanitary vaginal wipes.

We realize this and giggle a bit, but decide they'll work anyway. Same thing. Well, we finish our hunt and our hands smell a bit fresh. We decide it's time for the wipes. After wiping up as best I could in the dark, I go to smell my hands and discover something quite unsettling: My hands still smell like horse shit, except now, it smells more like a horse's vagina.

Oh, the incredible Mrs. Ed.


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Re: That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed [Re: Jfisher]
    #4690767 - 09/21/05 05:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:dumblol:


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Re: That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed [Re: Todcasil]
    #4690816 - 09/21/05 05:37 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

haha gross


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Re: That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed [Re: Jfisher]
    #4690828 - 09/21/05 05:40 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

How do you know what a horses vagina smells like?

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Re: That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4690837 - 09/21/05 05:41 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

o please dont pretend youve never had the urge to smell a horse vagina


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Re: That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed [Re: DeathCompany]
    #4690890 - 09/21/05 05:56 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

horse vagina is the most pleasant smell on good gods earth, if you know how to get into position.


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Re: That smell on my fingers.../The Incredible Mrs. Ed [Re: Todcasil]
    #4691252 - 09/21/05 07:09 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Mr. Ed and I used to be in the same swinger's club.


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