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InvisibletrendalM
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Canadian Liberation of USA!
    #4684636 - 09/20/05 12:59 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Well? Why hasn't this happened yet!?!?!

Our brothers and sisters to the South are being brutally oppressed by a dictatorship feigning democracy!

As Canadians, we just can't stand for this! It's time to take action! Now! We should invade America and liberate its people!


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4684648 - 09/20/05 01:00 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You and what army? There's a reason squirrels don't attack wolves.


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: Ravus]
    #4684660 - 09/20/05 01:02 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Ahh, but you have been quite nice and have over-extended your own army. Right now it's spread accross half the planet, and can't even muster a good response to a natural disaster on American soil. I think Katrina proved that America is past her prime, and ripe for the taking!


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4684671 - 09/20/05 01:04 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You might be able to over take us if you manage to broadcast that message before your invasion as most would be suffering an uncontrollable fit of laughter. There are a lot of people here who own guns and are itchin to use them.

Let's throw down winner-take-all style Canada!


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4684673 - 09/20/05 01:04 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)


Ahh, but you have been quite nice and have over-extended your own army. Right now it's spread accross half the planet, and can't even muster a good response to a natural disaster on American soil. I think Katrina proved that America is past her prime, and ripe for the taking!


You would be utterly annhilated, but please, do try!


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4684686 - 09/20/05 01:06 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Its bound to happen some day, but i dont think canada will be doing the invading...



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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4685370 - 09/20/05 08:38 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Our civilian women alone could defeat the Canadian military.

We wouldn't even have to get off the couch. They'd be back in time to make us a sandwich before the footbal game.


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4685381 - 09/20/05 08:45 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

You're so overconfident you'de all be just staring and gawking. Of course we would have to form an aliance with microsoft, but yeah I definately see the possibility of a red and white usa.

I mean didn't Tsun Tsu say that when you are strong appear to be weak and vice versa? Attack only where you are not expected? It's perfect!


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4685420 - 09/20/05 09:11 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

"Hey America, we are here to liberate you! More taxation today! And yes, we'll be coming for your guns"


Probably the beginning of the death throes for Canoodia.


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4685431 - 09/20/05 09:18 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Reasonable taxation + fiscal prudence = Balanced budgets


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4685461 - 09/20/05 09:42 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I wouldnt mind seeing the canadians liberate us. Maybe we can get some benefits.


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4685466 - 09/20/05 10:29 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Canada is a peaceful nation, and most of your military is busy elsewhere.
We could just take over peacefully.
First we stop all natural resources from entering the U.S. Oil, Power, Water etc.
Your economy would collapse from having to decimate your own resources in only a few weeks.
Of course the U.S. would retaliate by cutting off our supplies as well... what was that again?
Oh yeah... fast food and Walmart... It will be tough, but we'll survive.
We don't have the weaponry the U.S. has, so... We will just enlist the help of all those Gun happy Americans to take up arms against their brothers, and fight for us, and true freedom. Not that "Live in fear from everyone and everything Government mandate" you live under now.
It's not like it hasn't happened before... you do remember your Civil War, right?

BTW, your civilian women won't pose any threat to the Canadian military. They will be much too involved getting treated like REAL women by our civilian men. Their only concern will be if they can make themselves look pretty enough for their new Canadian lovers.

The U.S. however does have a pretty good track record of waging war and winning... against small countries... Germany, Japan, Vietnam, Korea.
I can see it now... the U.S. decides to take over, Peaceful Canada for it's own gain.
Who would possibly come to our aid?
Lets see... Europe, Russia, South America, Australia, Asia... just how long do you think your overextended army would last against the big boys combined?

Instead of blowing that "We are the greatest, and most powerful" rhetoric, out of your ass. Maybe you could come up with a solution that will take the U.S. away from the "Most Hated" country in the world.

Now if you will all excuse me... I'm going to set some Maple wood on fire to cook my freshly clubbed baby seal and heat my igloo, so I can be comfortable while I smoke a bowl, relax and watch a Hockey Game.

Careful... The socialist Pot Smoking Canadians are coming!  :lol:


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: trendal]
    #4685505 - 09/20/05 10:52 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I'll gladly welcome our liberators if they flood the market with their high-quality bud. :stoned:


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4685548 - 09/20/05 11:14 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Phase 1 of the Liberation will involve the aerial spraying of large quantities of THC-V, which has a potency of around 500 times that of natural THC.

With any luck, all we'll have to do is offer you some munchies and you'll cave! :grin:


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4685681 - 09/20/05 12:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

*Post Deleted*

Whoops...wrong thread.


Edited by RandalFlagg (09/20/05 12:22 PM)


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4685692 - 09/20/05 12:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

If these crazy commies ever come they are in for a real treat.  Imagine how many Americans would be willing to fight off these toothless non-wonders.


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: daimyo]
    #4685975 - 09/20/05 02:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Ahh yes, arrogance. The great downfall of all empires.

(Spell checked now, happy?)


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: Sycronica]
    #4685987 - 09/20/05 02:34 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

arrogance*


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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: Sycronica]
    #4686005 - 09/20/05 02:41 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't it comical that those who live in fear, tend to lash out out with threats and grandiose plans to conquer the world, or at least their nieghbours, rather than helping and learning to accept their own people.
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Re: Canadian Liberation of USA! [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #4686127 - 09/20/05 03:18 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

adjust said:
Reasonable taxation + fiscal prudence = Balanced budgets






Bull + Grain = Bullshit :wink:


"reasonable" taxation is minimal taxation.


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