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mjw0
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Do you want a penguin!
#4675350 - 09/17/05 08:47 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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look at what you can buy now thanks to the internet...
http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/index.php
any penguin owners?
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
#4675355 - 09/17/05 08:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gentoo \ Female - Age: 6 Take this lively penguin home to cheer your home. This adult is ready to be sitting on your doorstep!
that's the one I would get, first one on the block with a penguin
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Trav
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
#4675372 - 09/17/05 08:55 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow. I wouldn't mind having a penguin around. Do you have to get a penguin door on your fridge like ace ventura? I hope so.
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Nashbar
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Trav]
#4675377 - 09/17/05 08:56 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Title: Life-size Penguin Robot
$799.95 Full featured penguin robot serves as a friend for your pet. Includes audio sensor, can sing up to 15 songs and even dance to 10 of them!
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Trav
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
#4675386 - 09/17/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nashbar
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Trav]
#4675389 - 09/17/05 09:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you get just the robot, you won't need to feed it:
Title: Bag O Krill
$14.55 Be sure your penguin grows healthy, wealthy, and wise with Bag O Krill.
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Trav
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
#4675395 - 09/17/05 09:02 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn, fuck that! I'd have my penguin eating taco bell with me within a week.
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License_to_Chill
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Trav]
#4675423 - 09/17/05 09:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh yea, I remember this from way back. Had forgotten all about it. Those penguins can get pretty tall. Pretty sweet pet to have, though .
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Dimmy
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just navagate that website and read that shit. its so funny. hmm i wonder how much a penguin coasts on ebay....
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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Dimmy]
#4676017 - 09/17/05 11:37 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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That site is just fucking great! I'll leave it there for my gf to see it in the morning.
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Androctonus
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I've been around Penguins. Worst smell I have ever experienced. I don't think they would last long in most households.
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In(di)go
People of the sun.
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Androctonus]
#4676848 - 09/18/05 05:09 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Q: Can I train my penguin? A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire.
edit: Q: Do penguins mate for life? A: Usually yes. However, some scientists report 'divorce rates' of approximately 10 to 20% with the occasional 'unfaithful' penguin. (Seriously!)
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Edited by In(di)go (09/18/05 05:20 AM)
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MagicalMystery
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
#4676856 - 09/18/05 05:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd be all over having a few penguins around. Do they really smell?
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MagicalMystery
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
#4676863 - 09/18/05 05:21 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Q: Why does my penguin keep bumping into walls? A: Penguins, like humans, are prone to eye deterioration over time. Vision correction may be necessary for your penguin's welfare. We highly suggest laser surgery correction as many penguins do not take well to eyewear.
hahahaha, LASER SURGERY FOR A PENGUIN? hahahaah
but seriously, now I want some penguins, I love cute waddly things.
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In(di)go
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oh btw i'm gonna go see march of the penguins in about an hour... been looking forward to it for a long time now...
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: In(di)go]
#4676892 - 09/18/05 05:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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There's a really good SVCD of March of the Penguins on usenet at the moment. Its a Telecine by a group called HafVCD
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: mjw0]
#4676910 - 09/18/05 06:54 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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wtf hahaha.
penquins are awesome... like monkeys.. yeah monkeys are awesome.
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Nashbar
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Locus]
#4676949 - 09/18/05 07:39 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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go to the zoo and check out the penguin exhibit... you'll be able to smell your way to it, they stink like shit soaking in the ocean
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Locus
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Nashbar]
#4677020 - 09/18/05 08:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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then i'll have to go with a monkey then. or a panda... yeah pandas are awesome.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Do you want a penguin! [Re: Locus]
#4677025 - 09/18/05 08:24 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Locus said: then i'll have to go with a monkey then.
monkeys arent the best pet, they'll wreck your house and when they hit puberty they'll challenge you, it's pretty dangerous with larger ones like chimps
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