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Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device.
    #4673345 - 09/17/05 10:41 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I didnt know where to post this, but I have finished prototypes of a calibration tool for the pole shifts. I was going to include it in a line of clothing incase of rapture, everyone wearing my clothing could go to heaven, but its GPL now.

There is going to be a pole shift in the near future due to the heart beat of the earth speeding up, and too much green house gasses,, causing global warming. When the pole shifts, it is going to send us into the age of aquarius, changing the way our conscious mind interacts with our souls. We are going to be forced to lift away into enlightenment, or die here on earth.

This device will allow you to become enlightened, no matter where you are or what you are doing. The science behind it is as follows:

The rapid acceleration detection unit in this calibration device listens for the broadcast of the mind's radio frequencies. As the broadcast is made, the counter relay determines the pitch and frequency of the mind. When the patterns match the integrated specified criteria, and a rapid acceleration is detected, ther device kicks on.

A signal is then transmitted at a level unheard by the conscious mind to interlace itself with the pulse of the earth, creating a subsonic frequency heard by the subconscious mind. This new frequency heard will allow the outgoing transmissions to slightly change, allowing your soul to vibrate with just enough energy to escape this dimension, and allow you to transcend into the 7th dimension.

Why doesnt the government know about this? They do. They are trying to cover it up by making us watch reality tv. Televisions broadcast signals just like the earth does, but they slow down your biorhythm, causing the sector in your DNA that wants to escape to die. This makes people not care, and become republican.

This is all science, and easy to understand if you have a solid education. Please see the attached image of a device, I will be releasing schematics in the book I write. It will be free.




**edit** Also working on MP3 player version.


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Edited by root-ninja-tak (09/17/05 10:43 AM)


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4673368 - 09/17/05 10:50 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Midnite toker, and I are developping an Orgone Accumulator, wich w ill communicate with the device via bluetooth, and has 14,000 programmable settings.

The Orgone Accumulator is a Social Integrator,
it pulls the good stuff from the air above and brings it too you, makes you feel greater

And it heals you.


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4673383 - 09/17/05 10:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Some features that are in the works are:

Vocal Stress Anylizer,
Cloacum,
Police Proximity Detector,
Police Scanner.

A few more added as defense mechanisms:

an ultrasonic pain field generator
plasma capacitor



I will be releasing a set of stabdards and RFC's for developpers.


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Edited by root-ninja-tak (09/17/05 10:59 AM)


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4673420 - 09/17/05 11:06 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I made a mistake in our development meeting, the singular is cloaca. Not sure who came up with that....

This thing definitely needs some kind of defense system built in. I don't want to have to be rebuilding it every time it gets stolen until the poles flip. I suggest a plasma capacitor at the very least. [edit: oh, you got that down already]

Also, how will it be powered?


Edited by ChuangTzu (09/17/05 11:08 AM)


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: ChuangTzu]
    #4673426 - 09/17/05 11:08 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Powered by a 9 volt battery


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4673573 - 09/17/05 12:09 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Can I get extra plasma capacitors? Mine's been acting up ever since that incident with the girl at the Mexican bar...  :tongue:


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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4673634 - 09/17/05 12:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

what happened to the 4th 5th and 6th dimension


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: barfightlard]
    #4673809 - 09/17/05 01:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Does it come with complementary tinfoil hat?

Obviously this whole concept is totally ludacrous, but entertaining all the same.
If the device were to actually work (as if) it would be a mind reader, not a dimension taxi that magically makes your mind transcend dimensions (if it did, you wouldnt have to wait for the poles to shift now would you?).

Reading your post I cannot help but see paranoia instead of science. Do you even know how the earth builds up a magnetic field to begin with? The concept is entirely founded on wild speculation about things that are not even defined by science. This includes the assumtion that anything would happen to how 'our soul communicates with our consciousnes mind', and the age of aquarius, to begin with.
It has no foundation, from the very defining of the problem right through to the 'solution'. Baked air in large quantities here, do you really believe it yourself?

You might be on to something with reality tv making people vote republican, though  :naughty:


Edited by Planet PHL (09/17/05 01:36 PM)


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: Planet PHL]
    #4674492 - 09/17/05 05:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Obviously you didn't get the memo.


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: ChuangTzu]
    #4675313 - 09/17/05 10:34 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

dude, I'll give you $50 for one! How soon can I get it?!


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: dr0mni]
    #4675391 - 09/17/05 11:01 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

How much memory will the mp3 player have? There'd better not be any copy protection.


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4675560 - 09/17/05 11:45 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

This belongs in S&P. You might get someone there to actually believe in this some of this crap.... :smirk:


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4676206 - 09/18/05 02:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:P

Dr. Wilhelm Reich...was a genius born in the wrong generation...


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Re: Rapid biorhythm acceleration detection device. [Re: tak]
    #4677745 - 09/18/05 03:45 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Tak, you better check with the patent office. I think the Ronco company is already marketing these.

[But wait! If you call now, we'll throw in this free set of self-sharpening Ginsu knives...]


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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