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Pirate_Patrick
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I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile...
#4672123 - 09/16/05 11:27 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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... but she said she likes to date assholes and I'm too nice.
WTF?
So my question is, what is an asshole? I'm not refering to the human orifice. My idea of an asshole is a guy that cheats, lies, and plays games with selfish intentions. Sorry I'm just not like that. Maybe she means that she wants a guy that takes charge. I have no idea. Any ideas?
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4672145 - 09/16/05 11:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Punch her in the face like you did your other friend!
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4672146 - 09/16/05 11:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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get faded. that usally helps
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4672151 - 09/16/05 11:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I say don't even bother with her. She sounds like a fucking idiot slut. Honestly man, if she wants that kind of guy what's to say that if you was with her and the next asshole that came by she wouldn't get with?
Don't even try. and yes, you're right on the asshole description.
I think girls like men with confidence that's why she wants a bad guy.
Whatever though.
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Vvellum
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4672170 - 09/16/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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women do not want nice, ineffectual men. they want someone aggressive, assertive, confident, independent and strong. It just happens that assholes tend to have these characteristics...
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Vvellum]
#4672176 - 09/16/05 11:36 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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like me
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#4672185 - 09/16/05 11:37 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Punch her in the face like you did your other friend!
I agree.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4672217 - 09/16/05 11:45 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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What...my advice isn't quality?
Fine, sock her eye out
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License_to_Chill
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
#4672243 - 09/16/05 11:51 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Smack her in the teeth and spit on her tits.
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MJF
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: License_to_Chill]
#4672251 - 09/16/05 11:55 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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just be as smartass prick....but still treat her well....but say some mean shit in a joking way (not obviously joking though).
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Ravus
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4672259 - 09/16/05 11:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Be sarcastic and mysterious. Don't bitch, but know how to criticize shit, and walk around as if you're fearless (even if you aren't).
That should help you appear confident. They say they want assholes, but in reality they just want a dominant, confident man, who is usually an asshole in real life but not always.
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BoneMan
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Ravus]
#4672422 - 09/17/05 12:27 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ravus said: They say they want assholes, but in reality they just want a dominant, confident man, who is usually an asshole in real life but not always.
Hes right. its true.
also.. you have to keep your emotions under control. If you like her a lot, dont let her know that until shes actually your girlfriend. if she does things that make you jealous or pissed off, dont whine about it, just act like you dont care at all.
if a girl knows you got all upset and bent out of shape just because she cancelled plans with you, it makes you seem like a wuss and therefore unattractive.
and dont give yourself up easily.. make her feel like she has to win your affection. you have to be a challenge
im sorry to say, but if she already thinks you're "too nice" then its too late. find another chick
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Fospher
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4672613 - 09/17/05 01:16 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pirate_Patrick said: I have no idea. Any ideas?
Why ... you dont seem like a pirate at all! Hardy harr harr, stick your third wooden leg out for the show, and buckle her swash like she had never been had before!
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Kada
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Fospher]
#4672640 - 09/17/05 01:24 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its not worth the effort with her.
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Re: I heard from one of my friends that a certain girl said she has liked me for awhile... [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
#4673438 - 09/17/05 09:11 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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A girl who actively seeks out "assholes" is probably a mess (definitely not worth your time).
On the other hand, a girl who wants an assertive man who takes charge, is just your average woman. It's only normal for a girl to look for a guy with a strong personality (a strong physique doesn't hurt either).
It depends on what she means by an "asshole", but I find that "assholes" are generally more feminine and emotional than assertive man. Assholes are just like bitches, they're all about the drama.
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