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OfflineSquattingMarmot
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George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom
    #4668665 - 09/16/05 06:03 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4249646.stm



It's a situation anyone could find themselves in - having to answer the call of nature in the middle of an important meeting.
But when you are the US president, at a gathering of more than 150 world leaders, it is even more tricky.

While talk at the UN world summit was focused on terrorism and internal reform, George W Bush appeared to have been caught short.

And, he is said to have turned to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice for advice.

"I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?" a Reuters news agency photographer caught him writing in a note to Ms Rice.

The photograph, and Mr Bush's apparent request for permission to pee, has been the subject of discussion on a number of satirical websites.

President Bush was among monarchs, presidents and prime ministers for the opening of the three-day summit, marking the 60th anniversary of the UN.

In a speech, he urged the UN to pursue meaningful reforms to allow it to meet modern challenges and said the US was committed to helping overcome poverty.


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4668670 - 09/16/05 06:07 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Bush is some horrible racist but he asks his negress for permission to pee?


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OfflineSquattingMarmot
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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4668672 - 09/16/05 06:12 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

apparently


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4668674 - 09/16/05 06:17 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe hes got some white-guilt, self-hatred going on and he debases himself before Condol to get his cock hard.


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OfflineSquattingMarmot
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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4668680 - 09/16/05 06:26 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

the ideal solution to this problem is a presidential catheter and colostomy bag.

no muss, no fuss!


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4668685 - 09/16/05 06:34 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I am pretty sure thats what the Queen of England has, she spends hours and hours in public without a break, she must have a little baggy for the royal wee :smile:


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4669016 - 09/16/05 11:44 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Na, I think he just could give a fuck less about poor people. Rice = rich. A lot of the New Orleans blacks = poor. Plus, Rice doesn't look like she could have just gotten off of a plane from Africa, she's got a little cream in her families coffee.

Not that that matters at all. =)

That's so funny, especially with all the garbage I hear about him being a strong man, with a strong will. He fucking asks if he can go pee.

In school I got in trouble tuns of times because I would just walk out when I needed to use the bathroom. Maybe junior should grow some balls.

But to his credit, maybe there was a speech he was going to have to give in the next 10 min or so, and wanted to make sure not to hold up the proceedings. It's just funny HOW he asked, he just sounds like a 10 year old...


Edited by Anisotropic (09/16/05 12:16 PM)


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: Anisotropic]
    #4669087 - 09/16/05 12:15 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

WAIT, maybe Rice and W have a bathroom fling every once and a while.

THATS why it's in the form of a question...

"I'se like youse bucked teef, youse gotsa pertty mouf"


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4669153 - 09/16/05 12:33 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I wonder if he got to go soon?


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4670099 - 09/16/05 04:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I think that was Bush's code phrase for wanting to go do a line of coke.


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: Prosgeopax]
    #4670415 - 09/16/05 05:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

That, or the vacation he's due for in a couple days.


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4670424 - 09/16/05 05:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not surprised Condi has some role in assiting the President in expelling wastes


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4670501 - 09/16/05 05:35 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I think George W. is just ignorant of social customs in important meetings, and doesn't want to embarrass himself like he has quite a few times before.


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4671108 - 09/16/05 09:02 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: Phred]
    #4671146 - 09/16/05 09:14 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

It's just a Libie Lie!


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: Anisotropic]
    #4671151 - 09/16/05 09:14 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

that arab chick has nice legs ...awwwoo


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4671238 - 09/16/05 09:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

heh, I got a good kick out of that.

However, I was kind of floored after reading that this "incident" is being evaluated with the utmost seriousness by domestic and foreign press. Apperantly they are trying to decide if they should use their manipulative mojo to turn this into an international incident.

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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #4671256 - 09/16/05 09:53 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

so did he go or what?


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: Catalysis]
    #4671262 - 09/16/05 09:56 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

its funny, and even though i hate him i cant blame him for having to go to the bathroom. when youre as full of shit as he is, youd have to take alot of bathroom breaks too.


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Re: George W. Bush has to go to the bathroom [Re: Worf]
    #4671265 - 09/16/05 09:56 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

No, he pissed his pants instead.




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