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OfflineSpooge
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What are the chances?
    #4665930 - 09/15/05 05:52 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

What are the chances for being ready for a piss test by monday?

I once again have an option to go work out of town, in alberta(fort macmurry), and make some big coin. I'd join the insulators union and be taking home around 1100 a week. I wouldn't have any expensive living costs because I would be living in camp. It's pretty brutal though because its 18 days on, 3 off. But I need the money. 2 months and I could have the rest of my mortgage paid off.

The catch is though, I have to be in edmonton by monday to meet the head honcho and be required to take a piss test. I've smoked pretty much straight for 5 years, but I've cut back a lot. I've smoked maybe 4-5 grams in the past month.

My cousin who's giving me the offer says he has this 100 dollar contraption that has helped him many times. But I don't have the cash for that sort of thing. What are some options for me? Is it possible to be clean for this test?


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OfflineSpooge
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Re: What are the chances? [Re: Spooge]
    #4665963 - 09/15/05 05:59 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe I should of put this in ODD?


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Re: What are the chances? [Re: Spooge]
    #4665969 - 09/15/05 06:00 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Find a friend who has clean pee. Have them pee in a condom. The day of the pee test, tape the condom to the inside of your leg. When you have to pee, just pour the condom into the cup. I would practice this a few times at home (with water filled condom.) Even if he's standing in the room with you, it should look pretty natural. You may want to warm up the condom slightly before you tape it to your leg (be creative with how). But you must have a clean friend!

Your only other hope is to chug so much water before the test that your urine is dilute enough to lower your THC levels enough that they're undetectable. If you go to erowid.org and go to their piss testing vault, there's plenty of info. Those expensive urine cleaner products have never been proven to have any effect aside from having you consume lots of liquids, which in turn dilutes your urine, just like water that you can get for free.

Good luck!

-Dan


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Re: What are the chances? [Re: Spooge]
    #4665972 - 09/15/05 06:01 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Go with substitution. Meaning find clean urine or buy a synthetic urine kit and use that as your piss. They most likely won't be watching your 90% of the time for a job. If your going to make $1100 a week then how come you can't afforde $100 to pass your test?


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Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
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Re: What are the chances? [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4665990 - 09/15/05 06:05 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I am flat ass broke. I've been unemployed for a few weeks now and lots of bills are coming up. I need to do something. I don't even know how i"m going to get there. My cousin says we might have a way there.

I don't have the option to buy anything. I might be able to borrow some money to buy a detox drink...but that's even pushing it. Is syntehtic urine the same price?

My cousin has this contraption that has synthetic urine, but I think we will be taking it at the same time so I can't use it.

The idea of the condom posted above...that sounds kinda sketchy. I don't know if I could do that to be honest. lol


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Re: What are the chances? [Re: Spooge]
    #4666003 - 09/15/05 06:10 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Well, you're going to have to do something! That's the best advice I can give man, it's been used many times with success. Go to the erowid drug testing vault, I'm telling you, there's tons of info there where you can find out how to beat a test.


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Re: What are the chances? [Re: Spooge]
    #4666006 - 09/15/05 06:10 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Dude use urinluck or something like that. My bro takes piss tests all the time he just gets the stuff from the local head shop.


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Re: What are the chances? [Re: Spooge]
    #4666010 - 09/15/05 06:11 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Well I"ve been nosing around and I think it's fair to say that in a habitual toker...It takes 10-12 weeks to pass a test  :thumbdown:

I still don't even know if this is going through.  It's just an option.  I think I'm most likely going to stay here to look for work.  But 1100 a week is very enticing.  If I have a gauraneed ride and a possible way to pass my drug test, I'll probably go.  But both of those aren't looking to good right now.


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Re: What are the chances? [Re: danamine]
    #4666013 - 09/15/05 06:13 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

k thanks guys  :thumbup:

I'll nose around in a headshop and see what's available for a cheap price.


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