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OfflineDoctorJ
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I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia!
    #4656674 - 09/13/05 07:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

well, after about a year an a half of being unemployed, I finally landed a kickass job workin at a headshop owned by an Israeli family I've known for awhile.  Two of my best friends work there as well, and we get paid quite well to sit around, listen to music, and sell bongs- er, I mean 'water pipes for tobbacco use only' :wink:

My boss is a guy I've known since we were both 15, so there's pretty much no way I can fuck this job up. 

And the best part is, when I get off work, I'm right downtown about a block away from all the bars and clubs!

Sure, I take shit from my family for workin at a headshop, but thats alot better than takin shit from my family for being an unemployed drug dealer. 

so I think I'm gonna work full time for about a year and then go back to school next fall.  I'm actually considering dropping nueroscience and becoming a lawyer.  :lol:  Then I could represent all my criminal friends and make tha mad bank. 

for the first time in a long time, life is sweet.

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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4656701 - 09/13/05 07:32 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

i wish i was working in a grow shop (and growing of course)
but yeah working in a head shop is pretty sweet none the less!

just don't be tempted to deal anything from there! that's about the only way you CAN fuck up right?


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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4656727 - 09/13/05 07:37 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Good for you bro.


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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: Simisu]
    #4656731 - 09/13/05 07:38 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

dealing and stealing.. those are the only two things that could fuck you up.. but dude thats an awessssssome job, best of luck with it dude.. see ya around dude..

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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: Simisu]
    #4656740 - 09/13/05 07:40 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

nah, i wouldnt do nothin that dumb.

as a matter of fact, I have to be the nazi motherfucker who cards people and kicks people out for using the wrong words...

honestly, if anything I would be most tempted to BUY shit off customers... I mean, when a 19 year old kid buys a $400 glass bong with a big wad of 20's, its pretty obvious where he got the money...

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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4656749 - 09/13/05 07:42 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

yeah thats true.. but yeah dude.. fuck i wish i could have that job, thats soo sweet... if u dont mind me askin.. how is the pay?

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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4657650 - 09/13/05 11:30 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

awesome man, live to live

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Re: I sell bongs for the Jewish mafia! [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4657824 - 09/14/05 12:11 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Sweet! I would like to work at a head shop, but I am too busy buying $400 water pipes with 20's. :grin:


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