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InvisibleSilversoul
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I'm a free man!!!
    #4656309 - 09/13/05 07:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, so here's the story:

At the end of last semester, I was sitting out on the porch in front of my dorm, smoking from my tobacco pipe. It was a blend I had made of pipe tobacco, sage, and sinicuichi. The R.D. came by and mistook the smell for weed. He asked me about it and I told him what was in there. Later a Public Safety officer knocked at my door, and shined a flashlight in my eyes, doing the famous pupil test to see if I was on anything. I explained that I took dexedrine for my ADD(I didn't mention that the psychotropic effects of sinicuichi might have had something to do with it), and that was that, or so I thought. I was summoned recently to talk to the Director of Judicial Affairs, Jeremy Frye. Now, I know Jeremy all too well. He's a moron on a power trip. I already had two strikes with the school(one for pot, the other for paraphenelia), and this third time I was facing expulsion. Well, my meeting was today, and Jeremy wasn't there. Filling in for him was this new chick named Dana. Before I even had a chance to explain to her what really happened, she said she was going to let me go this time. I'm off the hook! After breathing a huge sigh of relief, I immediately got in my car and drove to Trader Joe's to buy a bottle of wine to celebrate. This wine is going to mix wonderfully with the sweet taste of freedom.



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Re: I'm a free man!!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4656312 - 09/13/05 07:46 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Victory is yours!


Congratulations, dude.


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Re: I'm a free man!!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4656324 - 09/13/05 07:50 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

good for you. your a lucky man.


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Re: I'm a free man!!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4656353 - 09/13/05 07:58 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Right on man! You faced the man and won.


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Re: I'm a free man!!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4656503 - 09/13/05 08:34 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:gethigh: ..


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Re: I'm a free man!!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4656526 - 09/13/05 08:39 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

yay now you can smoke weed freely

oh wait, no you can't.


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Re: I'm a free man!!! [Re: Silversoul]
    #4657109 - 09/13/05 11:12 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Ah, the victory wine tastes sweeter than divine ambrosia, and I am drunk on the intoxicating taste of freedom.  :faded:


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