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Invisiblecortex
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America, fuck yeah!
    #4654152 - 09/13/05 08:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Wake up this mornng, check my mail, see theres a letter from FEMA.  So I open it up and theres a check from the US treasury for $2000.00 for "disaster relief".

It is more than 2 weeks after the storm, but thats OK, I'll cut them some slack :smirk:


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: cortex]
    #4654158 - 09/13/05 09:01 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

That's awesome :lol:

What are ya gonna spend it on?

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Boom]
    #4654162 - 09/13/05 09:03 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

good to see your alive!


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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Boom]
    #4654177 - 09/13/05 09:07 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Well some of it will go to a train ticket back home to Louisiana.

I'm going to spend the rest on a crack rock the size of my head, paid in full by the government!
Thats a joke of course, but the saad thing is, Uncle Sam wrote these checks to thousands of darkies in New Orleans and surrounding areas, I am sure a number of them used their gov't money on crack :rolleyes:

I'm not sure what mine is going to yet...


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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: cortex]
    #4654185 - 09/13/05 09:10 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I wonder how much crack will bought directly by FEMA :lol:

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Boom]
    #4654206 - 09/13/05 09:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I think you're on ta somethin... brownie: "crack anyone?"

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Cowgold]
    #4654210 - 09/13/05 09:16 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Brownie done fucked up.


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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: cortex]
    #4654354 - 09/13/05 10:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Exactly why i'm not sending any money to NO.

Most of you fucks are standing there with your hands out expecting.
Meanwhile most of you down there don't even need the help.
Fucking welfare city

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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4654357 - 09/13/05 10:20 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

"most of you down there don't even need the help"

???


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4654360 - 09/13/05 10:21 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Yea man. C'mon do you think everyone down there really needs a check for 2g? Meanwhile he's on the computer. In his house.

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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4654361 - 09/13/05 10:22 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

He's at his parents house. His house is fucked up.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4654363 - 09/13/05 10:23 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, I see. I'm sorry to hear that too.

But still, there are a lot of people down there that are just expecting money

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4654367 - 09/13/05 10:25 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

80% (last I heard) of the city is still underwater.


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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4654371 - 09/13/05 10:27 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

N/m I can't explain what I mean.

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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4654376 - 09/13/05 10:30 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

"So many of the people in the area here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."


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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4654469 - 09/13/05 10:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

your cuntry is fucked

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4654492 - 09/13/05 11:05 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Loafy said:
Exactly why i'm not sending any money to NO.


Meanwhile most of you down there don't even need the help.





that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

go visit the area then come back and say that

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: cortex]
    #4654545 - 09/13/05 11:14 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Glad I didn't donate to the Red Cross, seeing as how a lot of people will be spending that $2G on fashion hand bags and whatnot. Enjoy your $2G. Hopefully you will spend it on necessities.

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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: DNKYD]
    #4654551 - 09/13/05 11:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I'd spend it on crack and henney

:gangsta:


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Re: America, fuck yeah! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4654607 - 09/13/05 11:25 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe some of those people should spend it on getting the fuck out of a bowl underneath sea level.

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