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Mighty Bop
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Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck
#4651394 - 09/12/05 05:27 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not more than 5 minutes ago, I walked out the back door to get a better reception on my cell phone and the instant I opened the door and walked out I felt something on my neck. It felt like a little pulling sensation. No pain yet. But almost a second later as I was turning around I knew what it was after I saw some hornets flying around. I ran out into the backyard to get away, but the back door was wide open. I started walking back, but then saw one of them coming right towards me from like 20 feet away! That was crazy. I tried to do some kind of karate kick to it, all the while still trying to talk on the phone. I had to go around the side of the house and climb along the fence over to the front door, then go close the back door. Those bastards. I'm wondering whether or not to go blow torch them or something. Nah, it's all good Here is the damage:
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4651406 - 09/12/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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i got stung by a wasp in the neck when i was a kid... i was getting out of the pool and used my head to help get out my putting it on the side of the pool... well my neck smashed right onto a bright yellow wasp..
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4651407 - 09/12/05 05:32 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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The same "life" that is in us (humanity) is in plants, as well as those in the insect kingdom.
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4651410 - 09/12/05 05:33 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was attacked by some a few weeks back, mowing the yard. I guess I got too close to their nest, and they swarmed my right leg.
Bastards were hard to kill, and get off my leg. Felt an intense burning the next two days. I hate bees.
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4651420 - 09/12/05 05:36 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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At least it wasn't your eye or your dick hole!
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Mighty Bop
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: World Spirit]
#4651430 - 09/12/05 05:39 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Enter said: The same "life" that is in us (humanity) is in plants, as well as those in the insect kingdom.
Yeah, I never intentionally kill other living things without a good enough reason. A little sting to the neck is no big deal
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: barfightlard]
#4651479 - 09/12/05 05:48 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
bellylard said: At least it wasn't your eye or your dick hole!
I don't even want to try to image what it would feel like to be stung in such a sensitive area, like that.
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barfightlard
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I imagined it a couple weeks ago and concluded those would be the worst places to be stung.
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: barfightlard]
#4651494 - 09/12/05 05:50 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Right you are.
Maybe the swelling of the penis, would give you a little added girth for awhile...
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You sir have given me an experiment!
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: Mighty Bop]
#4651509 - 09/12/05 05:54 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah I got a wasp sting on my earlobe once, that shit hurt
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: barfightlard]
#4651517 - 09/12/05 05:55 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I do what I can in the name of science.
I don't have the balls to do a penis expiriment like that.
Get it!? Balls to do a penis expiriment!
Fuckin' comedic gold!
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Mighty Bop
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It is still tingling a little bit but the swelling is basically almost gone already. I put some aloe on it.........
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Zing!
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Re: Hornet/Wasp Sting to the Neck [Re: barfightlard]
#4651591 - 09/12/05 06:05 PM (18 years, 5 months ago) |
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I still have the red spots on my ankle, where those Yellow-Jackets got me.
Just kicked a log out of my way, so I could mow the yard, and thats what I get.
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