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InvisibleBi0TeK
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Ducks
    #4651225 - 09/12/05 04:46 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I particularly enjoy throwing whole slices of bread into streams and watching 50 or more ducks fight to the death in a frothing surge of white water.

That is all.

:duckie:

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Re: Ducks [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4651242 - 09/12/05 04:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Try it with a rock. It's funnier.


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Re: Ducks [Re: BloodNOil]
    #4651353 - 09/12/05 05:18 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Where do you think they go in the winter when the lagoon is all frozen over? Do you think some guy picks them up in a truck and takes them to a zoo or something?


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Re: Ducks [Re: Fospher]
    #4651354 - 09/12/05 05:19 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quite a tasty animal, too.  Peking Duck is great.  :smile:


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Re: Ducks [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4651429 - 09/12/05 05:38 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

They certainly are tasty, especially cooked medium rare :drooling:

That gives me an idea. If I threw a slice of bread into the stream and used a sawn off shotgun I could nab 50 or more ducks with just one shot!  :laugh:

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Re: Ducks [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4651442 - 09/12/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You can't shoot the kind of ducks that eat bread! :nono:

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Re: Ducks [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4651454 - 09/12/05 05:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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WeAreAllOne said:
You can't shoot the kind of ducks that eat bread! :nono:




Why not?  They eat our bread supply, we should get something in return.  :tongue:


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Re: Ducks [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4651481 - 09/12/05 05:48 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You don't have to feed them your bread.  :grin:

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Re: Ducks [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4651484 - 09/12/05 05:48 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Those bastards steal it! Just try to eat a sandwich in park...


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Re: Ducks [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4651510 - 09/12/05 05:54 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Haha. I've never had a duck steal my food before.

A cow and an emu once infiltrated my family's picnic area though.

(I live in the boondocks.)

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Re: Ducks [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4651529 - 09/12/05 05:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I was eating some chips once, in a park. I had about 30 ducks following me around. Even had some nipping my leg hairs.


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Re: Ducks [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4651721 - 09/12/05 06:26 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You should have drop kicked them.

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Re: Ducks [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4651745 - 09/12/05 06:32 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Way back when I was freshman in highschool, I spent the night at one my friend's house. We were out playing football in his yard with a few other guys, and his step-dad was mowing the lawn.
They also, had a duckling that was walking around on the lawn. I guess his step-dad didn't see it. Because he kept on mowing, and the duck was sucked into one side of the riding lawnmower, and feathers/chunks of duck were spit out the other.

Quite sad...


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Re: Ducks [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4651753 - 09/12/05 06:34 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl: :rofl2: :rotfl:

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Re: Ducks [Re: WeAreAllOne]
    #4651760 - 09/12/05 06:35 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

It was his little sister's who was about 5 at the time. We kept telling her the duck was in the "ducky hospital."

Good times, good times...


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Re: Ducks [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #4651763 - 09/12/05 06:36 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Poor kid.

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