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God just bitch smacked me!
    #4647438 - 09/11/05 09:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Hey guys. I know this dosent belong here, but I just wanted to share this experience with my fellow cultivators. God bitch slapped me today. First of all, my experience in the past with shrooms were no more than slight tracers, and the giggles. The trip started with me eating the equivilant of 7 dry grams of my B+ harvest for breakfast.

I was at my parents farm, during a party for my b day. After about 10 minutes post consumption, I started to notice a slight body buzz hitting me. So I decide to go for a walk with my gf to the creek. She was just stoned. On the way back from the creek, we walked beside a field full of nothing but daiseys.

Thats when it really started hitting me. I felt like I was in a dream. 5 minutes or so after that, I started seeing pinpoint kaliedescopes (fucking daysies,lol).Then the nausea hit me bad and I vomited. So we get back to the house, and I had anxiety like a bitch. The whole set and setting was totally not right for tripping.

A house full of sober people. Loud conversations, no music, just TV. So here I am sitting on a couch, surrounded by my family, and tripping bad. Total level 5. My first time too. When I closed my eyes, all I could see was shrooms sprouting out of shrooms, constantly growing.

If I looked at a female, I would see these giant purple circles around there eyes. I couldnt talk no matter how hard I tried.I couldnt think at all. At times I thought I was gonna die. Then the shroom visions started happening open eyed. I couldnt control my eyes, and felt like they were rolling here and there.I was also caught between extremes.

Like, I wanted to run, and yet lay down at the same time. All my thought processes were gone. I was torn from myself. Luckily my mom was a hippie, and she knew what was happening. She gave me a bannana, and that helped ground me.About a hour after I ate it, I was back to this reality.

All in all, I had a bad trip. But, Im glad it happened. I needed a good "god smack", lol. It sure feels nice being back on this plane.

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Re: God just bitch smacked me! [Re: FungusMan]
    #4647483 - 09/11/05 09:31 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)


When I was tripping a lvl 5...A buddy put me in the box...

He pretended like he put me in a box and pretended to yell...everyone statred shouting but not saying anything..FREAKED ME OUT...I begged to get out...

He finally lifted it up a little and said alirght..

Then We went outside and He handed me a beer and said ya know what sucks...What are you going to do with that empty beer bottle?

I held that fucker for about an hour and a half trying to figure out why i had it, and what i was going to do with it, lmfao.



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Re: God just bitch smacked me! [Re: IGnosticAbhorI]
    #4647640 - 09/11/05 10:01 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ha ha. Good stories guys.

Happy B-day FungusMan

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Re: God just bitch smacked me! [Re: CLUTCH]
    #4647719 - 09/11/05 10:13 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

ignostic : lmao

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Re: God just bitch smacked me! [Re: indica]
    #4650123 - 09/12/05 02:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

dude why did you trip that much in those circumstances for your first time. I would never do that. You must be outside yo mind.

"when you lose small mind you free your life, when you free your life eternal prize" sytem of a down

"i want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live" queens of the stone age

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Re: God just bitch smacked me! [Re: Zeus133]
    #4652133 - 09/12/05 10:20 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Aw... What a sweet mom youve got.

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Re: God just bitch smacked me! [Re: easyskankin]
    #4656250 - 09/13/05 07:34 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

dude i wish i had your mom... seriously

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