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dopeheaddave
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Close Call With The Man!
#4645379 - 09/11/05 09:47 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Here is a completley Fictional Story written by some FOAFOAFOAF's cousin's, brother's, babies Mama.
So there I am this morning. Harvesting my first cake of my Second Flush. I had my terrarium out, 1 cake out, half full pipe, digi, and 4 fresh mushrooms on top of it. (40 grams wet, not bad)
My wife quietly yells downstairs, "Dave there's 3 Outside. I flip out! I dump everything and throw it and toss it and am basically killing it all
I run upstairs, and listen to the Police chatter... there was a fight outside and it took 3 cop cars to take the complaint. I was so shaking and nervous!
I went back downstairs and cleaned and salvaged everything. Cleaned all the perlite off the cakes. Tried to make them pretty again. I sprayed them lightly with some h202 and water just in case. Avoiding any contaminants, I think Im good. The Poor Little guys were probally scared shitless!
NO MUSHROOMS WERE HURT MAKING THIS STORY
Then The Man came, and told me to Shut Up! and hit me with his cane.
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OldSpice
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: dopeheaddave]
#4645404 - 09/11/05 09:53 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Huh when do we laugh?
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srgtm1a
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: dopeheaddave]
#4645461 - 09/11/05 10:11 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is in the wrong forum. But I still don't see a point to the story.
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ixitwistedixi
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: srgtm1a]
#4645520 - 09/11/05 10:30 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I understand bro. That shit heppend to me. I didnt killmy mushies tho they are hidden nicely, but there was fight out front and the cops came to my door asking questions mid bowl. Its scary shit.
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dopeheaddave
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The point being I need to be more careful and keep things like that in mind. I dont have a bad name (although I did when I was a kid) but kids on my street have one.
This Kinda belongs in the cultiv. forum cause I was cultivating at the time.
I also kinda wondered has this kinda thing (minus the cops) happened to anyone before? Did your cakes get contamed?
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: dopeheaddave] 1
#4645731 - 09/11/05 11:28 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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wow id prolly shit.
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: dopeheaddave]
#4645812 - 09/11/05 11:54 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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At least no mushrooms were hurt in the making of this story.Hope your underpants survived.
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tristan1018
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: KaptKid]
#4646794 - 09/11/05 04:39 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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cops always make me nervous no matter what
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CaptainH13
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: tristan1018]
#4646820 - 09/11/05 04:48 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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"shut up before i hit you with my cane,for referring to police as "the man"!"
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Ravus
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: dopeheaddave]
#4646996 - 09/11/05 05:35 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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So a few random cops in the area made you flip out? I usually only start flipping out and moving shit around when I notice they're either knocking on my door, or moving around the back of my house with guns drawn.
That's not really a "close call", seeing as they weren't even involved with you. You sound a bit paranoid.
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Nashbar
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Ravus]
#4647019 - 09/11/05 05:43 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had a close call when the 'rents came to visit unannounced for a weeekend while I had a PMP in FULL FLUSH... turned out to have monster fruits and spores everywhere, but they survived to flourish again
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Nashbar]
#4647065 - 09/11/05 05:57 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had my mom over here at my place once and I went to show here a poster in my bedroom and completely forgot that my PMP is in plain view if you are in my room and she saw it. Luckily though, she did her share of LSD and Mushrooms when she was my age, so she is cool with it. She was actually wuite interested in it because she didn't know that you can grow them like that.
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Nashbar
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Deadmaker]
#4647083 - 09/11/05 06:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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actually, my mom caught me smoking pot years ago so she knows what to expect... She told me all about her and my dad during the 60-70's. Cultivation is another story though
They arrived way early and I still had bongs/bubblers sitting out and had to stash them after the parents got a full view of my place
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Nashbar]
#4647098 - 09/11/05 06:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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YEah, cultivation is another story.....If my mom hadnt seen it I wouldnt have ever told her about it even though I know she would be cool with it. It's just better that people don't know about it no matter who they are.
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Nashbar
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Deadmaker]
#4647105 - 09/11/05 06:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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my bestest bestest friend still thinks I found a hook-up... and my mom is suspicious... it could be worse
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Deadmaker
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Nashbar]
#4647110 - 09/11/05 06:09 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I dont think thats anything to worry about....as long as no one else actually sees it then they cant know for sure and you should be safe.
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Nashbar
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Deadmaker]
#4647121 - 09/11/05 06:13 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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ooooh, I have no worries... my parents are hundreds of miles away, I've gone through 100+ grams and they are clueless.
I had a friend show up unannounced when the PC was going, I told them I was canning some fruit and they totally bought it. We chatted for 45= minutes, they left and I turned off the stove...
There is some old saying "it's better to be thought a fool than open ones mouth and prove it".... people don't know shit if you're stupid and talk about it
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Deadmaker
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Nashbar]
#4647127 - 09/11/05 06:15 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I like that saying....that is quite true. I have never heard that before.
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Nashbar
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Re: Close Call With The Man! [Re: Deadmaker]
#4647166 - 09/11/05 06:27 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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that saying is old dutch... my grandfather immigrated from Amsterdam, raging pothead... a poor, poor man (grandpa) set a great example for my father and I... several doctors have come from a poor farmer that drove a delivery truck his whole life after coming to America
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