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anyone have any good narrative jokes?
    #4645096 - 09/11/05 09:54 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I have a speech to give, and I have to tell a joke. Not an original one. Anyone, most jokes are really lame, so I'm looking for a good one. If anyone has any good ones, that would be awesome.


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #4645155 - 09/11/05 10:28 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

check out jokes.com


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #4645205 - 09/11/05 10:48 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

make up your own......it will probably be more fun that way :grin:


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: wrestler_az]
    #4645309 - 09/11/05 11:26 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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make up your own......it will probably be more fun that way :grin:




I'd try that, but I couldn't think of a joke if my life depended on it. : (


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: blacksabbathrulz]
    #4645383 - 09/11/05 11:48 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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wrestler_az said:
make up your own......it will probably be more fun that way :grin:




I'd try that, but I couldn't think of a joke if my life depended on it. : (




looks like you got the start to one  :rofl2:


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: LethalX5]
    #4646214 - 09/11/05 03:52 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

This bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm,
The barman says "You can't bring that in here is dangerous, it might eat somebody",
The bloke says "no, no, its alright, its a pet cocrodile"
The barman was having none of this and tells him that he and his crocodile will have to leave,
The bloke says "look, I'll prove it to you", he opens the crocs jaws and put his arm inside. "see, he harmless, he wouldn't hurt anyone"
The barman says "its your crocodile, just because he wouldn't bite you doesn't mean that he wouldn't bite someone else"
The bloke says, "look, if he was dangerous, would I do this", he dropped his pants, got his cock out and put it in the crocodiles mouth then smacked the crock on the nose as hard as he could. "if anyone else in the bar wants a go" he shouts, "come and have a go"
A little old lady walks up to him and says "I'll have a go if you promise not to hit me that hard"


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: astralasia]
    #4646256 - 09/11/05 04:01 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

So a family walks into a talent agency and says "Have I got an act for you..."


You know the rest :tongue:


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: astralasia]
    #4646260 - 09/11/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

HAHA! Good one astralasia!


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: Jadian]
    #4646268 - 09/11/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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Jadian said:
So a family walks into a talent agency and says "Have I got an act for you..."


You know the rest :tongue:




Partridge Family? The Osmonds? Both of them were very hilarious jokes.


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: DNKYD]
    #4646290 - 09/11/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:oogle:


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Re: anyone have any good narrative jokes? [Re: DNKYD]
    #4646351 - 09/11/05 04:24 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

gotta love that joke


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