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InvisibleMushie_Man
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They fucked my hair up! Fuckers.
    #4642173 - 09/10/05 03:06 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Yea, so my hair was getting pretty long so today as i passed a barber shop offering male cuts for ?7 i though "Yeah, that looks good, ill get my hair tidied up a little". As i steped the place seemed kinda grimey and unprofessional. Once i sat down they just wiped the last customers hair off the scissors before using them on mine, but undeterred i pushed on and crossed my fingers. So now the fat Italian guy is cutting away, with no precision or profession about his manner. Just cutting my beautiful hair away.. snip by snip, as it gets smaller and smaller. I didn't really wanna say anything, i just though "This guy must know what his doing, ill just leave him too it" so now my long beautiful hair is short and thuggish, and my nice long fringe is now non existent. He turned me into a girl.

Silly Italians :nutkick:

Lesson learned: Never trust an Italian with scissors.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642178 - 09/10/05 03:09 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Buzz your head.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642187 - 09/10/05 03:11 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

so i was like, pfffft....


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642188 - 09/10/05 03:12 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mushie_Man said:
now my long beautiful hair is short and thuggish, and my nice long fringe is now non existent. He turned me into a girl.





sounds like he turned you back into a boy (at least by appearances)


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642194 - 09/10/05 03:13 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck it, I'd cut that shit off ASAP. You can never go wrong with the spikey, messy look. Even though it makes you look like the kind of person who wears silver chains and listens to Paul Oakenfold :lol:


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InvisibleMushie_Man
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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: mantis]
    #4642223 - 09/10/05 03:21 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah i have considered shaving it, but i like hair, i feel it adds character. Without it i have no style and would just look kinda funny/weird. I'll have to work with what iv got.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642250 - 09/10/05 03:28 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

That's what you get for having it cut. Grow that shit out.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642252 - 09/10/05 03:28 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

go back there and kick that guy in the balls.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642324 - 09/10/05 03:44 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The buzz cut is the epitome of style, because its non-discriminatory. It'll look good with anything, on pretty much any person.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642516 - 09/10/05 04:44 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

You have to say, "I just want the ends cut." Or "just-a the ends-a cut-a please-a."


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642544 - 09/10/05 04:52 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Dude thats what you get for being cheap with a haircut. You can't go to a traditional "barber" when you are a guy with long hair. Shell out some more cash and go to a decent stylist.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #4642629 - 09/10/05 05:24 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

that sucks man. im afraid to go to the haircutters cus my hair is real long now and i need to get it trimmed... im too afraid that they'll fuck it up.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Silversoul]
    #4643321 - 09/10/05 09:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
That's what you get for having it cut. Grow that shit out.




There's always that awkward phase in between short hair and long hair which absolutely sucks.


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4643538 - 09/10/05 10:14 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

um..

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way....


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: ricyjo]
    #4643568 - 09/10/05 10:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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ricyjo said:
um..

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way....





the time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4644025 - 09/11/05 12:32 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

if you can hear what im saying, your dying...


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Re: They fucked my hair up! Fuckers. [Re: Twister]
    #4644736 - 09/11/05 03:51 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

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Twister351 said:
The buzz cut is the epitome of style, because its non-discriminatory. It'll look good with anything, on pretty much any person.



wrong place to post this but...i notice you have an atmosphere quote in your sig, and you are from indiana.
are they getting national exposure now?
im from minneapolis and have seen them a few times...fucking baddass//
but i didnt know they were known nationwide


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