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 Kenny7822
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 How to win a girls heart? 
#4641177 - 09/10/05 08:29 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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So recently I got myself into a very confusing situation. I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start. I thought that she was broken up with the guy for good though, that?s what she told me anyway. So, last night I was telling her about how I felt and how I thought that we should be more than friends and she told me that she was still in love with this other guy. Turns out that he?s in jail and that is why they are separated. She told me that she didn?t mean to lead me on and that she really does like me a lot but she really loves this guy. She told me that once he gets out of jail in a month that I won?t be able to see her anymore because she is getting married to this guy. I told her that this wasn?t fair to me and she told me ?unless you can win my heart, we can?t be together because Jay (her fianc?) already has my heart?. So what do you guys think? How can I win her heart? I really care about this girl so it is worth my effort.
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 Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641186 - 09/10/05 08:33 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Any girl who needs to have her heart "won" is a girl who isn't intellectually matured enough to actually use her head.
..IMO.
But a girl who loves with her mind and not her heart is just as bad - if not more.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
#4641197 - 09/10/05 08:37 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I can't run, I really care about this girl.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641203 - 09/10/05 08:39 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just give her a roofie colada and she'll be putty in your hands.
Seriously though, why would you want to steal some guy's lady. Don't be selfish. Even if you do love her, imagine how this guy that also loves her, actually has a history with her, and is supposed to marry her, is gonna feel if she leaves him. Don't forget that one of the only things to do in jail is work out so when he get out he'll probably be super fit. Plus, hes in jail in the first place so it doesn't sound like you should mess with his chick for you own health.
Just forget about her. There's a million fish in the sea, and you probably won't be able to do anything to steal her from someone that she has already agreed to spend her life with.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Twister]
#4641215 - 09/10/05 08:43 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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The thing is, I wouldn't have even tried to be with her if I had known that she was still going to get married to this guy. I'm not trying to steal some guys girl. I thought that they were separated for good because that's what she told me and then things went too far and I fell in love with her.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641226 - 09/10/05 08:48 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just quit while you're ahead. She loves the guy and is engaged to him. It would be extremely selfish to disregard both of their feeling toward each other for your own sake. Plus, she lied to you about being together with him.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Twister]
#4641249 - 09/10/05 08:56 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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All right, thanks for the advice guys. Guess I was being a little selfish.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641349 - 09/10/05 09:32 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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This woman is dishonest. Run away screaming!
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641370 - 09/10/05 09:39 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kenny7822 said:
All right, thanks for the advice guys. Guess I was being a little selfish.
shes bad news for you
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
#4641409 - 09/10/05 09:48 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yep, quite bad news man. Watch out.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641461 - 09/10/05 09:59 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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its like a scab coming in to fuck up some unions strike. It just aint right. There are so many women out in the world today that you can care about why fuck over another mans life? I mean maybe she is looking for a way out of the relationship? I dunno I just dont like cheaters or those who push on women to cheat.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
#4641469 - 09/10/05 10:03 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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blinkidiot said:
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Kenny7822 said:I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start.
Run.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
#4641474 - 09/10/05 10:05 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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blinkidiot said:
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Kenny7822 said:I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start.
Run.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641481 - 09/10/05 10:06 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kenny7822 said:
All right, thanks for the advice guys. Guess I was being a little selfish.
You were just thinking with your heart. We all do it.
You'll be much better off in the long run. There are plenty of single women out there without that much baggage.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641482 - 09/10/05 10:06 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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don't let that girl play you like that
whenever some girl gives you a line like "you have to win my heart"
you can bet your ass your relationship will be filled with that kind of bullshit!
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: joe666]
#4641489 - 09/10/05 10:08 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah nothing like going out with your girl then to find out its a competition to see how jealus all the guys can get.
Been there fought to many dudes for stupid tricks
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bitches aint nothin but hos and tricks sheik...
HOW YOU BEEN BROTHER!?
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
#4641594 - 09/10/05 10:37 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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i been workin like a dog. Got two jobs kickin my ass. But i love it.
How you doin?
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not bad, struggling to live, but managing to raise my kids and have a good time while im at it 
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
#4641604 - 09/10/05 10:39 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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life is a struggle then you die still trying to get a peace of that apple pie ay?
so hows the weather?
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hehe finally getting to cool down a bit here in teh sonoran desert.
i cant wait for an excuse to wear my beanie and a jacket lol
even though itll only be like 70.
Aristoners have to amuse themsleves in the winter somehow 
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
#4641699 - 09/10/05 11:12 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn those sucubises. They should make a law where they have to wear shirts or something that tell you there sucubises.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641716 - 09/10/05 11:18 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make lots and lots of money. Women love that in a guy.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641724 - 09/10/05 11:21 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kenny said:
I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start. I thought that she was broken up with the guy for good though, that?s what she told me anyway. So, last night I was telling her about how I felt and how I thought that we should be more than friends and she told me that she was still in love with this other guy.
Translated into English:
Her fiance was in jail. She felt like getting some dick. She met you. She lied to you about her relationship. You probably fucked her several times. Now that it is time for the fiance to get out of jail, she is ready to go back with him. She has used you for what she wanted (i.e. sex and attention). Now, she extended some bait to keep stringing you along ("well...maybe you could win my heart"). The amount of pussy that you get will be drastically decreased and you will become her bitch. She will use you for rides, money, and attention when she needs it.
1. This guy is going to find out and probably beat the hell out of you if you pursue her.
2. She obviously likes this other guy. So even if you did manage to "win" her, she will still be hanging on/fucking this other guy.
3. Girls like this crave guy attention. If she was serious relationship material, she would not have been hanging with you and leading you on while her fiance was in jail. Even if she did go with you, I guarantee you she will be fucking other dudes in a couple of months. That's how girls like this are.
4. When a girl says something like, "You'll have to win my heart" it means that she is a bitch who wants guys to fight over her.
Fuck this bitch. Trust me on this one.
Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 11:29 AM)
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Kenny7822]
#4641731 - 09/10/05 11:23 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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poke her a few more times, then bounce.
fiancee in jail = danger
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641735 - 09/10/05 11:24 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
1. This guy is going to find out and probably beat the hell out of you if you pursue her.
2. She obviously likes this other guy. So even if you did manage to "win" her, she will still be hanging on/fucking this other guy.
3. Girls like this crave guy attention. If she was serious relationship material, she would not have been hanging with you and leading you on while her fiance was in jail. Even if she did go with you, I guarantee you she will be fucking other dudes in a couple of months. That's how girls like this are.
4. When a girl says something like, "You'll have to win my heart" it means that she is a bitch who wants guys to fight over her.
Fuck this bitch. Trust me on this one.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
#4641746 - 09/10/05 11:27 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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blinkidiot said:
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Kenny7822 said:I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start.
Run.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Silversoul]
#4641747 - 09/10/05 11:27 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
Make lots and lots of money. Women love that in a guy.
bingo.
while there is a myriad of criteria one is synonymous to all women.
$$$$
Every female "measuring up session" I've listened in on brings this subject up every time. Never fails. It may or may not be the primary criteria but it will always and forever be a factor. The ability to be independent and provide for oneself should be a factor but the amount of $$$ being generated really shouldn't be.
I digress, this is OT... The the Parent; listen to the very words coming out of the girl's mouth. You are only going to hurt yourself if you don't.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
#4641786 - 09/10/05 11:37 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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What attracts 90% of women to men (not all women subscribe to the following formula, but most do):
There are four categories. Some women focus on one particular category and other women focus on other categories.
1. How good looking you are.
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
3. How much money you have.
4. How much of an Alpha male you are. An Alpha male is somebody who is very charismatic, always rises to the top of whatever social group he is in (whether it be a Fortune 500 company, a music scene, a group of friends, etc...), and who has a lot of confidence.
If you have any one of those four categories you will be able to pick up women. There are some guys who have all of those categories. Needless to say they have to beat women off with a stick.
Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 11:39 AM)
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: blink]
#4641796 - 09/10/05 11:39 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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blinkidiot said:
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Kenny7822 said:I fell in love with this girl, the only problem is she?s engaged and I knew this from the start.
Run.
Women are just like men, sometimes they don't really say what they mean.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641802 - 09/10/05 11:41 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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you should write as book, or become a motivational speaker or something.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641810 - 09/10/05 11:42 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Women are liars! LIARS!
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641811 - 09/10/05 11:42 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
this is the one that works against you after a few years of marriage. i know this.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Vex]
#4641817 - 09/10/05 11:44 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haha...a misogynist motivational speaker that disses women and their motivations. That would be hilarious.
But to be honest, us guys are not that much different with our selfish desires when we look for mates. It's just that we are more honest about our intentions than women are (excluding guys that lie in order to get pussy). We want a good-looking woman who likes to fuck, will be loyal, and will be there for us when we need them. If a woman does those things, a guy will hang onto her for the rest of his life.
Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 12:01 PM)
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
#4641818 - 09/10/05 11:45 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You seem very James Deanesque.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
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thats cuz she thought she could tame you, but you're no simple man. She can't hold you down because, well, you're just as free as a bird. It's that smell you know, the smell of victory. Like a sweet sweet summers day in my sweet alabama home. ahhh dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641823 - 09/10/05 11:47 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
What attracts 90% of women to men (not all women subscribe to the following formula, but most do):
There are four categories. Some women focus on one particular category and other women focus on other categories.
1. How good looking you are.
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
3. How much money you have.
4. How much of an Alpha male you are. An Alpha male is somebody who is very charismatic, always rises to the top of whatever social group he is in (whether it be a Fortune 500 company, a music scene, a group of friends, etc...), and who has a lot of confidence.
If you have any one of those four categories you will be able to pick up women. There are some guys who have all of those categories. Needless to say they have to beat women off with a stick.
Sad but true!
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
#4641829 - 09/10/05 11:47 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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debianlinux said:
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RandalFlagg said:
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
this is the one that works against you after a few years of marriage. i know this.
I'm sure that is true (I don't know for sure as I've never been married), but it works wonders for picking up women (especially younger ones).
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641832 - 09/10/05 11:49 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
It's just that we are more honest about our intentions than women are (excluding guys that lie in order to get pussy). We want a good-looking woman who likes to fuck, will be somewhat loyal, and will be there for us when we need them. If a woman does those things, a guy will hang onto her for the rest of his life.
You nailed it. 
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
What attracts 90% of women to men (not all women subscribe to the following formula, but most do):
There are four categories. Some women focus on one particular category and other women focus on other categories.
1. How good looking you are.
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
3. How much money you have.
4. How much of an Alpha male you are. An Alpha male is somebody who is very charismatic, always rises to the top of whatever social group he is in (whether it be a Fortune 500 company, a music scene, a group of friends, etc...), and who has a lot of confidence.
If you have any one of those four categories you will be able to pick up women. There are some guys who have all of those categories. Needless to say they have to beat women off with a stick.
I've got #1 and 2 down, but still seem to have rather limited success.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641843 - 09/10/05 11:51 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Except for the "somewhat" loyalty part, unless you are talking about her inviting another chick in, then it's OK!
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641864 - 09/10/05 11:56 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You nailed it.
Testify....Testify....Testify....
And another thing, when you extend yourself toward a woman (make it known that you like her and want to be with her) and they don't want to be with you, they will lie. Granted, most of them are doing it out of politeness, but it is still a lie. How many times have you heard the following:
1. Well....I am too busy for a relationship.
2. Well....I like you but I am not ready for a relationship.
etc...
These statements really mean one of the following:
1. You're nice, but you don't have enough of the four main categories in order to capture my interest.
2. I have my sights on somebody else who is better than you.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641877 - 09/10/05 11:58 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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2=1
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Silversoul]
#4641884 - 09/10/05 12:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
What attracts 90% of women to men (not all women subscribe to the following formula, but most do):
There are four categories. Some women focus on one particular category and other women focus on other categories.
1. How good looking you are.
2. How "bad" you are. In other words, how much of a sexy rebellious and "the system can't tame me" act you have going.
3. How much money you have.
4. How much of an Alpha male you are. An Alpha male is somebody who is very charismatic, always rises to the top of whatever social group he is in (whether it be a Fortune 500 company, a music scene, a group of friends, etc...), and who has a lot of confidence.
I've got #1 and 2 down, but still seem to have rather limited success.
It matters what kind of women you are going for. Are you going for a hot, young, and out of control party chick? Then #1, #2, and #4 are crucial. If you are trying to land an older more sophisticated chick then #3 and #4 are crucial.
In my opinion, category #4 is by far the best to have. If you have #4, you can be fucking homeless and dirt poor and women will still want you.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641887 - 09/10/05 12:01 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
Translated into English:
Her fiance was in jail. She felt like getting some dick. She met you. She lied to you about her relationship. You probably fucked her several times. Now that it is time for the fiance to get out of jail, she is ready to go back with him. She has used you for what she wanted (i.e. sex and attention). Now, she extended some bait to keep stringing you along ("well...maybe you could win my heart"). The amount of pussy that you get will be drastically decreased and you will become her bitch. She will use you for rides, money, and attention when she needs it.
I think you should do this stuff professionally hahaha. I can never figure out women.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641890 - 09/10/05 12:02 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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FooManShroom said:
Except for the "somewhat" loyalty part, unless you are talking about her inviting another chick in, then it's OK!
Whoops...I accidentally put the somewhat in there. I edited and took it out.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641891 - 09/10/05 12:02 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
How many times have you heard the following:
1. Well....I am too busy for a relationship.
2. Well....I like you but I am not ready for a relationship.
My favorite:
Let's be friends.
Never works out!
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641902 - 09/10/05 12:05 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You're right about the homeless part too. In my old apartment complex, I had a neighbor who had just gotten out of jail, rode a bike for transportation, had no furniture in the house, yet still managed to have a different girl at his place EVERY freakin day! This is no exaggeration.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
#4641904 - 09/10/05 12:06 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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debianlinux said:
2=1
What do you mean by this statement? That good looks equal rebelliousness? Not true. I've seen ugly, poor, and non Alpha-males (lacking in categories 1, 3, and 4) who had a "badass" attitude get chicks that were hot.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641906 - 09/10/05 12:06 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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FooManShroom said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
How many times have you heard the following:
1. Well....I am too busy for a relationship.
2. Well....I like you but I am not ready for a relationship.
My favorite:
Let's be friends.
Never works out!
Not true. I was at a rave recently trying to get with this chick, but we ended up becoming friends. It helps that she's an ecstacy dealer, which makes her a good friend to have.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641909 - 09/10/05 12:07 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
1. You're nice, but you don't have enough of the four main categories in order to capture my interest.
2. I have my sights on somebody else who is better than you.
2=1
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641913 - 09/10/05 12:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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FooManShroom said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
How many times have you heard the following:
1. Well....I am too busy for a relationship.
2. Well....I like you but I am not ready for a relationship.
My favorite:
Let's be friends.
Never works out!
Girl Talk: Let's be friends.
Translated into English: I know you want me, but I don't want you. I will get an ego boost by keeping you around though. I also know that you will fawn over me and do anything for me, so I can use you.
Edited by RandalFlagg (09/10/05 06:04 PM)
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: debianlinux]
#4641921 - 09/10/05 12:11 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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debianlinux said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
1. You're nice, but you don't have enough of the four main categories in order to capture my interest.
2. I have my sights on somebody else who is better than you.
2=1
I disagree. #1 in this chart means that you will never get with her because you don't meet her basic standards. #2 means that maybe you meet her basic standards, but there is somebody better available.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641927 - 09/10/05 12:12 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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subtle
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Todcasil]
#4641936 - 09/10/05 12:13 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Todcasil said:
bitches aint nothin but hos and tricks sheik...
HOW YOU BEEN BROTHER!?
fuck relationship:D
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: Silversoul]
#4641946 - 09/10/05 12:15 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Paradigm said:
Quote:
FooManShroom said:
Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
How many times have you heard the following:
1. Well....I am too busy for a relationship.
2. Well....I like you but I am not ready for a relationship.
My favorite:
Let's be friends.
Never works out!
Not true. I was at a rave recently trying to get with this chick, but we ended up becoming friends. It helps that she's an ecstacy dealer, which makes her a good friend to have.
I mean it never works out for what you really want... 
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Silversoul
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: FooMan]
#4641950 - 09/10/05 12:16 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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No shit. I think that's pretty self-explanatory.
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Re: How to win a girls heart? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#4641964 - 09/10/05 12:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
I know you want me, but I don't want you. I will get an ego boost by keeping you around though. I also know that you will fawn over me and do anything for me, so I can use you.
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