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InvisibleJettaJay
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Piss test tomorrow
    #4631116 - 09/07/05 07:54 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

I haven't smoked or about 17 days ... am I screwed or am I ok ?


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631119 - 09/07/05 07:55 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

are you fat


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: Infrared]
    #4631129 - 09/07/05 07:55 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

ya depends on your metabolism... if its fast then you are fine... but if its slow then you might have a trace...


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631130 - 09/07/05 07:55 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

u should be chill, just drink alot of water right before ur test, that way ur pissing out straight water (kinda)


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: Infrared]
    #4631133 - 09/07/05 07:56 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

yeah I'm a little larger.


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: thegatewaydrug]
    #4631140 - 09/07/05 07:57 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

if your gonna do that, you gotta supplement some creatine and vitamins.. cause they can tell if your piss is super diluted with water.. cause they test creatine levels and ph.


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631145 - 09/07/05 07:58 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

So you're saying you haven't smoked since  this incident?

That sucks. :frown:


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631148 - 09/07/05 07:59 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

JettaJay said:
yeah I'm a little larger.




then water, lots of plain old water..... drinks lots of it and you should be fine!

:smile:


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: Infrared]
    #4631149 - 09/07/05 07:59 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

All I ever drink is water or beer .... it's normal for my piss to be clear.


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631162 - 09/07/05 08:03 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

your probably fine... ive taken a couple piss tests for jobs over the years and i only failed one... (i smoked the night before and didnt even try to cover it up)

but the other times i only quit for about 7days.. and i passed just by drinking alot of water.. then taking some creatine and a mutivitamin a couple hrs before the test


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: Infrared]
    #4631187 - 09/07/05 08:07 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

just like DeepBlue42 says plus only the mid part of your stream.


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631202 - 09/07/05 08:11 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Jetta, I wouldn't try to dilute it if its a lab test. You already have plenty of clean time. The lab will throw it out if its clear and its too late to supplement with creatine. If its for a job then just substitute with someone elses piss if your really woried they won't watch I garauntee. How tall are you and how much to you weigh?


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4631215 - 09/07/05 08:13 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

theres only one problem using someones else piss.. you gotta keep it at the exact temp.. somewhere between 90 - 100 f .. otherwise they wont accept it


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: Infrared]
    #4631224 - 09/07/05 08:14 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

ive done it... i just took my friend to the place and had him piss right there for me in a condom...


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631255 - 09/07/05 08:22 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Don't smoke when you have to take a piss test. There's no such thing as an unannounced piss test, unless you're in trouble with the fuzz


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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: JettaJay]
    #4631326 - 09/07/05 08:37 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Jetta! :shocked:

Where the hell have you been?! I haven't talked to you since we missed you in Kentucky, that time. :confused:

Just wondering if you are doing okay, or what. PM me or something! Don't be a stranger.

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Re: Piss test tomorrow [Re: blissedout]
    #4631400 - 09/07/05 08:56 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

I have failed a home $10 drug test. I hadn't smoked in 3 weeks, worked out regularly, drank lots of water and cranberry juice(which is proven to help get thc out of your system). And i am skinny.


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forgot to add. sry [Re: Zeus133]
    #4631407 - 09/07/05 08:58 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

so go buy one of those piss cleaning drinks and hope that you got a good body that likes to get rid of thc


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Re: forgot to add. sry [Re: Zeus133]
    #4631456 - 09/07/05 09:06 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Does that make any sense to anyone?


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Be lonesome and you will be free
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Re: forgot to add. sry [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4631472 - 09/07/05 09:10 PM (12 years, 20 days ago)

:werd:


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