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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Job Interview
    #4628924 - 09/07/05 08:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Wish me luck! /crosses fingers


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4628925 - 09/07/05 08:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

The besteresterest of luck for you! :thumbup:


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4628934 - 09/07/05 09:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

101 Commonly asked questions during job interviews


Recently a recruiter for a major firm visited several prominent business schools to interview the best candidates. As is common in interviewing today, she asked a number of behavioral questions to asses the candidates potential.



?You are driving in a rental car to a client? s job site in the Arizona desert. The car hits a nail and one of your tires blows out. The rental car company has forgotten to put the spare tire in the car?s trunk and your cell phone is out of range. You are several miles from the nearest public phone and there isn?t a lot of traffic on the highway. What do you do??



Here?s how the candidates responded at various schools.



HARVARD

?I?m so important to my client; he?ll come looking for me.?



CHICAGO

?The present value of a tire and wheel is less than the future value of a client contract. Therefore, drive as many miles as necessary on the flat.?



STANFORD

?I?d drive on the flat tire; however I?d let the air out of the other three tires first so that the car rides better.?



MIT

?I?d remove the tires and install rocket pods.?



MICHIGAN

?This would never happen to me. I only rent Japanese cars that don?t get flat tires.?



COLUMBIA

?The desert and the middle of nowhere without any people? You must be thinking about New Jersey.?



WHARTON

?There are so many Wharton people; it will only be a couple minutes before an alum drives by.?



CORNELL

?You must be mistaken; Arizona is not the middle of nowhere. Ithaca is the middle of nowhere.?



UNC-CHAPEL HILL

?I?d do whatever the NASCAR guys do in a flat tire situation.?



WISCONSIN

?Start drinking. Repeat as often as necessary.?



USC

?The first thing you need to do in this situation is to call a lawyer.?



UT-AUSTIN

?Burn the tires for a smoke signal.?



PENN STATE

?Pop the hood and see if the spare tire is in there.?



She hired the Penn State grad.



I liked the Chicagoan's answer the best.




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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4628948 - 09/07/05 09:12 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Time 4 school.


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4628989 - 09/07/05 09:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

OH SHOOT. Good luck!


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Re: Job Interview [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4628993 - 09/07/05 09:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I call bullshit. An MIT student answered ?I?d remove the tires and install rocket pods.?


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629010 - 09/07/05 09:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Just act like you own the place and the job is already yours without being arrogant. The aura of confidence should secure the opportunity.


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Re: Job Interview [Re: Adden]
    #4629145 - 09/07/05 10:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hope you get the job OMR!


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Re: Job Interview [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4629147 - 09/07/05 10:57 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
I call bullshit. An MIT student answered ?I?d remove the tires and install rocket pods.?






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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629191 - 09/07/05 11:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Good luck!    :heart: Just give them your charming smile. :laugh:


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Re: Job Interview [Re: Worf]
    #4629209 - 09/07/05 11:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

outputrotation said:
Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
I call bullshit. An MIT student answered ?I?d remove the tires and install rocket pods.?









Best.Reply.EVER


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629240 - 09/07/05 11:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Hope it goes smoothly :yesnod: :bouncysmoke:


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629396 - 09/07/05 12:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

good luck, mang!


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629450 - 09/07/05 01:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



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"What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?"

"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
- John Mayer

Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629451 - 09/07/05 01:03 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

How'd it go, guy with a fro?


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Re: Job Interview [Re: Boom]
    #4629461 - 09/07/05 01:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It went well!


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629465 - 09/07/05 01:07 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:irishtoast:


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Re: Job Interview [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4629867 - 09/07/05 02:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Now to celebrate and get uberoxicated!

Le Parte!


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Re: Job Interview [Re: Noetical]
    #4629899 - 09/07/05 02:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

qui parle?


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Re: Job Interview [Re: faslimy]
    #4629914 - 09/07/05 03:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

nein


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