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InvisibleSwami
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Jackson writes song for hurricane victims
    #4628590 - 09/07/05 03:08 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

and promises to give the proceeds to relief efforts.  :thumbup:

As if that were not magnaminous enough, he has also opened his ranch to homeless boys 8-12 who lost their parents in the deluge.  :crazy:


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OfflineMagicalMystery
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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: Swami]
    #4628601 - 09/07/05 03:11 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

The Lyrics:

"I hate white folk,
dis be dey fault,
white folk be da devil,
gimme money gimme money gimme money"

Repeat ad nauseum.








*** RACIST JOKE UPCOMING ***






**FINAL WARNING***


whats the difference between a black man and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them






it's just a joke people, you know you laughed!


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4628628 - 09/07/05 03:19 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Oh I get it because you can put chains on snowtires? What the hell man, that joke makes little sense.


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: TheCow]
    #4628634 - 09/07/05 03:20 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4628640 - 09/07/05 03:22 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yea but you can put chains on anything. I mean the whole joke is just based off the fact that chains are put on two things.


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: TheCow]
    #4628648 - 09/07/05 03:24 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

No, it's comparing two things. I didn't say "A black man and everything else", I said a "black man and snow tires". Of the two, I excluded one in the punch line. "Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them". Now since it's totally logical to put chains on snow tires and it's clear that people have put chains on blacks, the joke makes sense.


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Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4628656 - 09/07/05 03:27 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

No I understand the premise and the punchline. I am just saying its not funny or witty in any sense. The only comparison that can be drawn between snow tires and black people, is that at some point chains were placed on them.


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: TheCow]
    #4628661 - 09/07/05 03:29 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

What if I said, whats the difference between a jew and a blowdryer? A jew holds onto money when its on them.


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: TheCow]
    #4628668 - 09/07/05 03:33 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

hahaahh thats funny! I'm rollig on the floor and I think my ass has separated from my body


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4628673 - 09/07/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

MagicalMystery said:
hahaahh thats funny! I'm rollig on the floor and I think my ass has separated from my body



Ha im sure.


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4628681 - 09/07/05 03:36 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

a kid who's jewish and black asks his father, 'Am I more Jewish or more Black?' and his father asks why... the kid says 'because tommy down the street is selling his bike for ten dollars and i don't know whether to steal it or jew him down to five'


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: TheCow]
    #4628686 - 09/07/05 03:39 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously that wasn't a bad joke, I could see people telling it. It's hard to seperate dark comedy and racism, people need to realize it's not really the same.


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MikeOLogical]
    #4628688 - 09/07/05 03:40 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Little Leroy comes home from 2nd grade one day and says "Momma Momma, today in school we be learn how to read english, but I dunno how! Why is it be?" His mamme said "Well Leroy, it's because you are black." Leroy accepted that and went to bed.


Next day Little Leroy comes home and says "Momma momma, today in school da white kids did maff and I ain't know how to do it! Why dat?" His momma said "Well leroy, das cuz you black"


So the next day Little Leroy comes home and says "Momma momma, we had gym in school today and in da showers I saw my dick be bigger than all the other kids, be dat cause I black?" His mom said "No Leroy, it's cuz you be 18"








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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


Edited by MagicalMystery (09/07/05 03:43 AM)


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4628811 - 09/07/05 06:08 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Jackson writes song for hurricane victims [Re: Swami]
    #4628821 - 09/07/05 06:28 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
This is PA&L, not a forum to post racist jokes. If I see this again, in this forum, I will ban everybody that posted racist comments in the thread. Consider this your only warning.


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