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Funny stuff here
    #4628244 - 09/07/05 01:39 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Well Today was the second time I have had my History of world religions class.I live in alabama so I was pretty much expecting a closed minded instructor.But my first class wasn't to bad,hes just an old christian guy,he kept his opinions to himself,believe it or not.So I figured I could co exist in this class without it turning into a debate class.My philosophy class is a different story,but thats another day hehe.
  Anyway,so I was in class today and he was just going through everything reading a sentence or two from each page then going to the next.There was a little bit about shamanism.I was excited to see it in the book,but,the instructor had his own input on shamanism.
  His words were,and I quote,
"Shamans were just people that suffered from epilepsy,they would go into these "trances" which were just epileptic seizures,when they awoke they would try and convince people that they saw god and they would con people into believing what they had seen was true."
  Yep thats what he said straight from the horses ass.After a few more comments he made about some other ancient religions,I have decided I have signed up for a "how christianity is better than the other religions" class.

This should make for an interesting semester :smile:

Cheers...


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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Re: Funny stuff here [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #4628284 - 09/07/05 01:51 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Young Roobear I predict you will fail this class in a frenzied fiasco brought on by your boisterous boasting of his nonsensical knowledge


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Re: Funny stuff here [Re: Noetical]
    #4628294 - 09/07/05 01:53 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

very precise omen,oh wise one


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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Re: Funny stuff here [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #4628351 - 09/07/05 02:10 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I am epileptic, and believe me, when you have a seizure, it is nothing like a divine psychedelic epiphany. Try more of 'not remembering what happenned the 2 days before or after' feeling.

I remember I did a lot of coke all night one time, and took a shower in the early morning before I went to bed. Woke up naked with blood all over my mouth with my dad at the broken down bathroom door. Talk about awkward.

Anyway, you should "enlighten" your professor's coffee cup one day.

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Re: Funny stuff here [Re: Fospher]
    #4628353 - 09/07/05 02:11 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

...Oh, and your name is fucking awesome!


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Re: Funny stuff here [Re: Fospher]
    #4628379 - 09/07/05 02:16 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

The coffee idea is hilarious..Thanks for the compliment on my name,Your title is an awesome track,hehehe


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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