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UlcerPentacidis
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WHOLE MILK
#4627839 - 09/06/05 10:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sorry about the caps, I just felt the title needed a little emphasis.
Anyways....
Last nite I awoke from a half sleep, mildy sweaty, and dry in the mouth. For reasons I cannot really explain I felt profoundly compelled to bike the 2.5 miles to the grocery and obtain a half gallon of whole milk. Despite the fact that I had not purchased, let alone consumed milk in possibly a year, it struck me as strange the powerful desire I had for whole milk. Upon my return, I shed my backpacked and removed the carton of whole milk, (rgbh free of course) and poured off a pint into a park tool glass I recently aquired, and stood in admiration of all its milky glory.
Believe what happened next was a fierce chugging the likes of which I wasn't aware I was capable. In all its impossibly thick beauty, it coated my mouth, esophogus, and stomach, and I retired completely satisfied and enjoyed one of the soundest sleeps I can ever remember having.
Raise your glasses fellows, and raise them high....
TO WHOLE MILK!
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OneMoreRobot3021
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2% 4 Lyfe
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UlcerPentacidis
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I grew up on 2%, but shit man, and I aint lying, whole milk is the best titty secretion I have ever encountered, breast milk included.
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Mighty Bop
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SKIM, you fat boys.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Once you dip below 2%, you sacrifice flavor. 1 percent is a joke.
Skim milk is water.
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UlcerPentacidis
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WHOLE OR DIE
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FunkyLoFi
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Most definately whole milk!
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TurdFerguson
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: 2% 4 Lyfe
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Vulture
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whole all teh way
but i cant drink too much or it gives me massive amounts of gas
i have learned to like soy milk a WHOLE lot! damn i could live off the shit
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Vulture]
#4628031 - 09/06/05 10:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah soy is the bombudd. Better than regular milk. Too bad it costs more. Isn't it cheaper to produce? Those bastards.
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Skunk420
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whole milk is da shit, but I will go as low as 2%...I dont drink it all the time. I need to drink more, I drink more beer then anything now and soda during the day....but I like a beer diet it is good too..it is liquid bread, it is good for you except for the alcohol, but oh well there is always something negative about anything in life..
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UlcerPentacidis
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Skunk420]
#4628076 - 09/06/05 11:00 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Soy milk is good.
In the last few years that has been my cereal lubricant in place of milk.
I wouldn't call it a replacement, but it is good.
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Skunk420
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nah beer is better, I will just take a calcium replacement...with my beer..
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Original
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Skunk420]
#4628280 - 09/06/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's all about heavy whipping cream....
I always have a big glass when i get up, and right before I got to bed...
HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM!!!
And soy milk is fer pussies.
Hmm, let me drink this milk substitute..
Why don't you drink milk instead?
It tastes better, and has more fat :P
If ya don't like milk, HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM!!
Seriously though, 2% Clique fer shizzle..
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Original]
#4628283 - 09/06/05 11:50 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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i hate ALL milk (unless its chocolate;))
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Skunk420
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Original]
#4628290 - 09/06/05 11:53 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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milk is better in coffee in the morning, but milk is good after you fell all dehydraded from drinking...I never hardly ever get a hangover..it is all about hydrating your body, lots of water, but milk is good when you are dehydrated...oh it tastes so good,,
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thegatewaydrug
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Skunk420]
#4628298 - 09/06/05 11:54 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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the one thing i HAVE to have when im hungover is chocolate milk, just the way it coats ur stomach makes u feel hella good
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Skunk420
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I drink it because milk helps with the shakes sometime because of drinking..
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Twister
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Original]
#4628326 - 09/07/05 12:02 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Original said:
Why don't you drink milk instead?
Dairy milk is full of hormones and is related to many adverse conditions in humans. While it does taste great, so does soy milk and its alot healthier.
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Re: WHOLE MILK [Re: Twister]
#4628423 - 09/07/05 12:26 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Soy products also help raise your estrogen levels. Hooray!
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