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Offlinekrish
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i pissed my pants.
    #4627931 - 09/07/05 12:28 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

a couple nights ago i sold 3 eights to my boyfriends brother and his wife and her friend. they were suppose to take another bag but didn't because i had accidentally bruised them. so i was basically like fuck it ill take them. there were 2 eights and they were dry. i made shroom tea with about 3 cups of water. i drank it in about 15 minutes. it started to kick in before i was done, all i wanted was a nice calm trip with some colors so i could sit down and watch some cartoon movie. i so much more then i wanted, i had never even fried as hard as i shroomed that night. my kitchen was flashing yellow and red my boyfriends niece was the monkey from wizard of oz, i couldn't understand the words on the TV, there were color full boxes in the air, i could barely walk so i went to the bathroom to get away from all the chaos in the living room, i lo9looked and the bathroom floor and tried to breath, but a set o scary eyes started to stare back at me, i would try to shake it off but they always came back... i went to go sit in my love seat and my boyfriend brought me a pillow and i tried to hide my face in it but the high that my body was feeling was starting to feel like it was an alien to me, i didn't recognize what it was.. i couldn't walk and i started to fall around. i don't remember to much from here but ill tell what i remember, my boyfriend tried to get me to throw up but i couldn't comprehend what he was telling me and so he started up the tub striped me naked and brought in some candles and put me on his lap were i started to cry because i thought i was stuck in my own personal hell. i couldn't really see anything so i started to feel around and eventually discovered my body.. it was so strange to me especially the holes in my body so i would stick my finger in my nose as far as i could and then in my ear and i would stick out my tongue as far as i could. i discovered i had two tongue rings in my mouth and kept trying to pull it out and tried to pull out my belly button ring i ripped out my nose ring and one of my earrings out. i kept pinching and pulling my boobs and my boyfriends says i even violated myself a couple times and was telling him i was going to die..... Now whoever said fresh shrooms are more potent lied! because i have ate 13 grams of fresh shrooms at once and i wouldn't have even considered that intense.... i just wish i knew what triggered the shrooms to do that... anyways Jeff struggled to get me into some clothes bu found that really difficult because i couldn't coordinate my legs to do what i needed then to do. so now i have this really tickly feeling in my crotch and i told my boyfriend i had to pee but i didn't know how, so he did it for me. then we go out to the living room and he sits between my legs,(big mistake..) i get this tickly feeling between my legs again and by this time i didn't know at all what it was. so i let go a little and stop, something was wrong. my boyfriend felt something warm but thought it was body warmth. so i decided i didn't like this feeling so i let go and peed all over my boyfriends back and the couch! ha what do you think of that report.. i know I'm a dork..
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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: krish]
    #4628037 - 09/07/05 12:50 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

OWNED!

Also, 13 grams fresh = approximately 1.3 grams dry, take account that water has mass as well...


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: StickyWater]
    #4628627 - 09/07/05 03:18 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

so now your nose is ripped?

shroomies are slightly more potent when fresh but not gram for gram! you had about 7g dry (2/8oz) = 70g fresh. compare that to your prior dose of 13g fresh and thats an insanely stronger trip.

your calculations were off. i think that's what sticky^ was trying to say as well..


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: krish]
    #4628914 - 09/07/05 08:40 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

haha I love trip reports like this. You're not a dork, you just tripped real hard. Hope you're nose and ear is ok but. Maybe you should take your piercings out next time you trip.

Oh you know how your poll says "You may choose only one", yeah well there's only one choice there!


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: shrooma]
    #4628946 - 09/07/05 09:11 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Oh you know how your poll says "You may choose only one", yeah well there's only one choice there!




Yeah Krish!  Dork! :grin:

Great report!  Please be careful with the dosages!!

Or maybe not, that report kinda turned me on in sections!!  Any more details?? :lol:


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: shrooma]
    #4628985 - 09/07/05 09:40 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

That's one hell of a guy! And one hell of a trip! The most I've ever eaten dry so far is 2.7g.... I'm a lightweigt...couldn't imagine taking a whole quarter.


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: popnganja420]
    #4629365 - 09/07/05 12:32 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

popnganja420 said:
That's one hell of a guy!




Yeah, he's definately a godsend.  :thumbup:


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: puwtrip]
    #4629370 - 09/07/05 12:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

no my nose isnt ripped but it is sore and it was a little difficult to get back in. so is it ok to make tea with fresh shrooms?


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: popnganja420]
    #4629376 - 09/07/05 12:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

yes jeff is the best boyfriend a girl could ever have i love him with all my heart, i couldnt imagine my life without him. during my trip i kept telling him w should get married and in reality i would marry him in a second!


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: VirgilKane]
    #4629385 - 09/07/05 12:40 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

ok to the pervert :crazy2: i really dont remember much, i just know when i put my hands down there it felt strange because im shaved down there and i didnt know what itwas and so i went on a exploratory mission. and when i was in the tub with jeff he would pour water down my chest and that drew my attention to my boobs so i would pull on the nipple and pinch it. :blush:


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: krish]
    #4629526 - 09/07/05 01:20 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :peace:

LOL!  WOOT!!


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: VirgilKane]
    #4633229 - 09/08/05 10:42 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

LOL... That's good stuff! I always find different parts of the body neat during each of my trips... usually spend an hour looking at my hand on some girls breasts... really neat! J/K... but body parts are cool. I always find my veins to be the neatest little things.


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: popnganja420]
    #4650001 - 09/12/05 01:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

crazy trip!!

Ive a had a crazy fuckin trip too,  kind of embarassing but it was a bit different.  I didnt piss myself but ended up naked....  and bloody  :shocked:!


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: Ginseng1]
    #4652158 - 09/12/05 10:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Oooh :p

I find my veins interesting too. I can feel my blood running through my body.

Its very interesting to be reaching out and feeling things you don't recognize and trying to figure out what the hell they are ! Whats reaaaally fun is to have a bag full of stuff in the dark... Just reach in and feel the textures of everything and try to see what you can identify. its very fun.


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Re: i pissed my pants. [Re: easyskankin]
    #4652401 - 09/12/05 11:12 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

i onced traced my internal organs. drank a glass of water and felt it move thru my whole body, i eventually counted down the seconds until i needed to piss... was kijnda cool but freaked me out coz i could feel the water moving thru me


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