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OfflineShroomingNJ
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Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell.....
    #4621917 - 09/05/05 10:43 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Last night some dumb ditch decided to steal my brand new bubbler because I ran into somewhere to grab something and called them and just told them I was going to stay there so they goto my house know where its hidden outside and take it. Whats the best way I can send this cunts car but I need it to be clean, I am thinking about funneling some sugar or salt into her gas tank.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4621924 - 09/05/05 10:46 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

sugar in the gas tank doesnt work, anyway, wouldnt it be your fault for hiding
your piece outside in the first place, or letting someone else know where you had
hidden it, what about you ditching this chick when you obviously had some plans with her

accept the responsibility for your own actions and poor decisions, call it a loss


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4621931 - 09/05/05 10:50 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Just go find a new chick, and shun this other one, tell your
common friends, she has sticky fingers.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: rod]
    #4621946 - 09/05/05 11:06 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

No not at all my fault you see they picked me up, I was sitting in my car hotboxing it, So I exit the car they rip it a few times and then think of a makeshift hiding place as I do not want to walk all the way back to my appartment so I just hide it above the wheel of my car come home 3 hours later and its gone this was between like 12-3 complete darkness


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4621955 - 09/05/05 11:12 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Key the car, slash the tires, sugar in the gas tank and some bricks through the windshield. That should teach her a lesson or two.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4621973 - 09/05/05 11:26 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Take the time and effort you'd waste trying to damage the car and put it towards finding better friends.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: BOBs]
    #4621982 - 09/05/05 11:31 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BOBs said:
Take the time and effort you'd waste trying to damage the car and put it towards finding better friends.




Or you could do that :smile:


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4622051 - 09/05/05 12:10 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Long grain rice in the engine, man.

But really, shouldn't you just ask for it back?


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4622054 - 09/05/05 12:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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ShroomingNJ said:
No not at all my fault you see they picked me up, I was sitting in my car hotboxing it, So I exit the car they rip it a few times and then think of a makeshift hiding place as I do not want to walk all the way back to my appartment so I just hide it above the wheel of my car come home 3 hours later and its gone this was between like 12-3 complete darkness




instead of just locking it in your trunk or sticking it under the seat and locking the car... still sounds like your poor choice has led to the theft of your pipe


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4622058 - 09/05/05 12:15 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

BOBs is right. Revenge would be a huge waste of time, not to mention a bubbler typically doesn't cost NEARLY as much as a car. I understand you're upset about your lost bubbler, but really, what kind of an asshole ruins someone's car? That's just fucked up.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: adrug]
    #4622063 - 09/05/05 12:17 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

YEah..I agree. Get some revenge if you want, but..not the car. That's so far from eye-for-an-eye it's not even funny.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: freddurgan]
    #4622071 - 09/05/05 12:24 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

That calls for an ass whooping, id leave the car alone unless it was a reallly expensive bubbler.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: baraka]
    #4622115 - 09/05/05 12:51 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

typical car repair prices:

Tires -- $35 each
Windows -- $150 each
Paint -- $500
Body work -- $300 + paint
Motor: $500
Frame: New car.

With that in mind, the car didn't hurt you, she did. Take it out of her hide.


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: BloodNOil]
    #4622173 - 09/05/05 01:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i say you just steal her gas! with the price of gas these days it'd almost be worse than actually damaging the car itself! lol, j/k...

plus it would be more a more even revenge.

but i agree with the other people who say that revenge is a waste of time and nothing good ever comes out of it. just talk to her about it and try to settle it like a man first. if that doesn't work then just deal with it and get new friends... or steal her gas...


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: dr0mni]
    #4622180 - 09/05/05 01:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

syphon syphon syphon :penis:


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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4622188 - 09/05/05 01:22 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I'm locking this thread. Don't ask for advice like this here. The Shroomery does not condone destruction of property because of a stolen bubbler. Take BOBs' advice and use your energy to look for new friends.







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Re: Best and Cleaniest way to send a cunts car to hell..... [Re: ShroomingNJ]
    #4622192 - 09/05/05 01:22 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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Asking for non-drug related illegal advice


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