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Matrix Jokes
    #4620644 - 09/04/05 10:24 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Morpheus: Take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and i show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Neo: Can i take both?
Morpheus: What?
Neo: If i'm gonna take pills from a stranger, I may as well have fun with it.
Morpheus: NO! Pick one.
Neo: Okay, red. But save that blue one for later.

I scammed this one off a matrix forum, its perdy funny. Feel free to add your own.


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Re: Matrix Jokes [Re: Just_a_Shadow]
    #4620686 - 09/04/05 10:38 PM (11 years, 1 month ago)

Morpheus: Take the...
Neo: gime three blue and three red, i also could take a couple yellow ones, maybe some of that blue ice(here in spain blue ice or crystal (mdma) is getting popular )

As said by Lechuck on another thread :thumbup:


There's no better way to rock out than with your cock out!!

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