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MagicalMystery
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I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED
#4613080 - 09/02/05 03:47 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yesterday I went to a Mexican restaurant and ate a lot of Mexican food. Now I just farted and it smells horrible! Bush didn't come on the news ONE SINGLE time and tell me that it could happen! I'm so goddamned mad at him. i'm starting a recall vote on this son of a bitch!
Also, I stubbed my toe. If bush had come to knock me down, i'd be safe! The bastard broke my toe!
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613091 - 09/02/05 03:48 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613114 - 09/02/05 03:52 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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your fart was on welfare. it deserved what it got, living on our taxpayers money (lets face it, farts don't pay taxes).
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613119 - 09/02/05 03:53 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Bush came to my house one night and stole my lovely crocheted tea cozy!
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Le_Canard]
#4613142 - 09/02/05 03:58 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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My farts pay taxes as do my fucking toenail clippings and anal warts. My wife's pussy farts are taxed double for some reason. I don't quite get that. We may need a younger accountant.
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613155 - 09/02/05 04:01 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're making me feel foolish.
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MagicalMystery
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Learyfan]
#4613174 - 09/02/05 04:05 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did you actually just blame someone other than Bush for something negative that happened?
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Learyfan
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613200 - 09/02/05 04:17 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, I didn't. It sounded as if I was blaming you, but it was Bush who brainwashed you, so I consider him to be behind this thread as well. Bush was the one who made me feel foolish.
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MagicalMystery
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Learyfan]
#4613204 - 09/02/05 04:19 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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*whew* I was worried!
Also, I hate Bush, but I won't use him as a straw-man for everything bad that happens.
Except my toe... man that fucker could have done so much to stop it!
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613287 - 09/02/05 04:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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that's what's fucked up. One person blames bush for this and another blames him for another. And pretty soon if you hold him accountable for anything you earn a tinfoil hat.
It's equally fanatical to be that way.
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Learyfan]
#4613301 - 09/02/05 04:53 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Of course, by "brainwashed", you mean thoughts that differ from yours.
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Redstorm]
#4613339 - 09/02/05 05:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Its not a debate without two parties with diffrent opinions. I think alot of the current talk is very informative, and like to hear what both sides have to say.....
except for MagicalMystery.... you are an idiot.
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: tak]
#4613343 - 09/02/05 05:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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root-ninja-tak, that was a flame. PA&L forum rules decree no flaming. You get one warning. This is that warning.
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Phred]
#4613620 - 09/02/05 06:29 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I see a conspiracy. For one thing, it was Mexican food, and Bush loves those god damned Mexicans. If Clinton was the first black President, than George Bush is the first Mexican President. The second thing I noticed is that this post involves gas, which you know always has something to do with Cheney and Bush and their Saudi friends.
I haven't even addressed how your continued farting might effect the environment in regards to the Kyoto protocol.
You are an immigrant loving, gas wasting, environmental plundering neocon. You will burn in hell, even though we all know hell doesn't exist. We replaced it with public schools.
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MagicalMystery
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: JesusChrist]
#4613673 - 09/02/05 06:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I didn't even see the gas connection! Thats it! NO FARTS FOR BUSH!
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613683 - 09/02/05 06:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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why is this post in politics,activism and law...
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MagicalMystery
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: eggaloo]
#4613719 - 09/02/05 07:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You don't see the Bush/Cheney Oil-For-Blood connection here? GAS... BUSH.... CONsPIRACY!
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613730 - 09/02/05 07:12 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Two days ago MY BICYCLE went missing...according to the press Bush was on yet another vocation in Texas. I live in Canada, so that MUST mean that BUSH STOLE MY BIKE...damn conservatives.
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MagicalMystery
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: Tien]
#4613781 - 09/02/05 07:28 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Where was Bush when your bike was stolen? ON VACATION THATS WHERE. How dare he take a vacation! Did he predict it would happen? Did he warn you? Hah. Pathetic foreign policy, says I.
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Re: I just farted - BUSH KNEW! CITIZENS OUTRAGED [Re: MagicalMystery]
#4613849 - 09/02/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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The worst part is HE WAS ABLE TO SMUGGLE MY BIKE ACROSS THE BORDER WITHOUT BEING COUGHT...damn Bush..he is just asking for someone to take an assasination attempt.
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