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OfflineMagicalMystery
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Scrappleface Satire Article that I totally agree with
    #4613563 - 09/02/05 08:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Bush: Rescue Refugees, Then Fill It to the Brim
by Scott Ott

(2005-09-02) -- President George Bush issued new orders today designed to deal with hurricane victims trapped in New Orleans and the gangs of looters roaming the city's streets.

"I've directed FEMA and the Army Corps of Engineers to take two immediate actions," said Mr. Bush as he stepped off Marine One after his helicopter tour of the ravaged region. "Our plan is simple, and can be expressed in just nine words: Rescue the refugees, then fill it to the brim."

The president explained that he had great compassion for those stranded at the increasingly unsanitary New Orleans convention center without food and water.

However, he has "no sympathy or tolerance for the gangs of brutal thugs who rob, rape and terrify."

"The moment we get the last legitimate refugee out of the city," the president said, "I've instructed the Corps of Engineers to dynamite the levees and let Lake Pontchatrain completely cover the snakes and fire-ants and their kin, if you know what I mean. Hurricane Katrina has provided us with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rid New Orleans of a chronic plague."



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Wonderful idea.


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


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Invisibledblaney
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Re: Scrappleface Satire Article that I totally agree with [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4613591 - 09/02/05 08:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Hehe scrappleface is a satire news agency I assume? The Onion is funny too :thumbup:


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Re: Scrappleface Satire Article that I totally agree with [Re: dblaney]
    #4623781 - 09/05/05 09:15 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Survival of the fittest. Death to socialism!


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Re: Scrappleface Satire Article that I totally agree with [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4623867 - 09/05/05 09:31 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The moment we get the last legitimate refugee out of the city




When exactly is that moment? After every person suspected of being a thug has had a fair trial and been sentenced to death by flood?


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Re: Scrappleface Satire Article that I totally agree with [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4625041 - 09/06/05 12:04 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

"The moment we get the last legitimate refugee out of the city," the president said, "I've instructed the Corps of Engineers to dynamite the levees and let Lake Pontchatrain completely cover the snakes and fire-ants and their kin, if you know what I mean. Hurricane Katrina has provided us with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rid New Orleans of a chronic plague."

Yes Mr. Bush, We know exactly what you mean!
It's the perfect opportunity for you to exercise your "Holier than Thou, God Complex" with your own cleansing flood.
Not enough death toll in Iraq, you have to raise it with your own citizens?
Hitler ruled through Propaganda and Lies.
Saddam ruled through Fear and Intimidation.
Proven methods... and you use them all.
You are a Dangerous man, with dangerous followers.
How Sad for the World!


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