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Labcorp - test
    #4612443 - 09/02/05 02:57 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I had to provide a urine sample that will be sent to Labcorp for testing. Does anyone know anything about this lab? Are they known for screwing things up? Are they under any federal investigation for corruption or anything like that. I can only hope. I drank lots of cranberry juice and coffee this morning. Gave a mid-stream sample, not the first morning pee. And I abstained for about 4 days..

http://www.labcorp.com/


Thanks


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: ecoman2]
    #4612454 - 09/02/05 03:00 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I cannot comprehend that sentance.


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: TYL3R]
    #4612608 - 09/02/05 03:40 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

4 days? Are we talking abouty pot here? Because even if you don't smoke very much four days just won't cut it. A first time smoker could smoke a few joints and not be clean until even 7-10 days later. You might be SOL.


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: Cubieman420]
    #4612625 - 09/02/05 03:42 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

better cross your fingers and hope midstream was enough. It's surely not though


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: Cowgold]
    #4613684 - 09/02/05 08:50 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

yeah I know. That's why I'm hoping that Labcorp has a bad record or something. Or is being sued or some such luck. Not a big deal really. I can look for another job. But I was thinking I might like to work for this place.

yeah pot is what I am talkin' about

I did midstream, cranberry juice, and coffee. I'm a stoner. Every day for many many moons I smoke thank you. I did quit for 4 days also.

It truly would be there loss if they don't hire me. I'm a good solid money maker every place I've worked and my former bosses know it.

Next time I'll study for 30 days before the test. Or try the aspirin and B2 vitamin dilution


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: ecoman2]
    #4613705 - 09/02/05 09:05 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

aspirin aint going to do shit for you


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: lemon_lw]
    #4613762 - 09/02/05 09:21 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Dude if you smoke everyday, you need probably a month or more of not smoking to pass a standard drug test. THC takes a long time to get out of you, exercise is really the only way to speed the process. Water is just going to dilute your piss.


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: Cubieman420]
    #4613771 - 09/02/05 09:25 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Excersise doesn't help you out... at all... ever...

I saw that somewhere, I'm gonna go look it up...

It was either Norml, Erowid, or here...


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: ecoman2]
    #4613795 - 09/02/05 09:33 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

they are not a shitty company by any means, as far as I know. i had samples submitted there to get okayed for travelling overseas. I guess it depends what the reason for having the urine sample is.


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: Psilygirl]
    #4613988 - 09/02/05 10:35 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing_faq.shtml#6

"6.8 Exercise: Athletes have a big advantage over normal civilians. When fat is burned, THC byproducts are released into the blood. This is the only way to get THC metabolites out of lipid tissue. "Normal living will burn them slowly, as your fat reserves get turned over" (Dr. Grow). Due to an athletes high metabolic rate, THC moves through an athletes system significantly faster. Exercising between drug tests will clean THC metabolites from the system at a faster rate, thus lowering the detection period. It is important to stop burning fat cells near test time. On test day, it doesn't matter what's in your lipid tissue. What's in your blood and urine does matter. Exercise increases the amount of THC metabolites in the urine; so quit exercising a week before the test. Be lazy, and eat big. This will put the body in an anabolic fat-storing stage. At this point, the "buried" THC metabolites won't escape and go the the urine. There are drugs that will increase metabolism the way exercise does, but these are the same drugs that they are usually testing for. Exercise should only be considered when the subject knows that he or she will not be given a pop quiz in the near future."


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Re: Labcorp - test [Re: Cubieman420]
    #4615773 - 09/03/05 11:05 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

labcorp is a real lab. no its not for the feds, it your regular joe place that does multiple medical things for the public.


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