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InvisibleVvellum
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pony keg
    #4611055 - 09/02/05 02:04 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

so, my friend is getting married in two weeks in LA. I'm the best man & I have to give a speech in front all these people - totally nervous, but anyways, a few days before the wedding, we're having a small party - me, my friend, his fiance, and our other best friend + his girlfriend. just us. we all go back a long way & it's rare that we're all in the same room. I'm thinking about picking up a pony keg so we'll have plenty of beer to drink while we bbq + smoke all night.

do you think this will be enough for 5 people? how much are they?

I'm really excited - these people are like family. fuck it, they are family - our feast of friends & I am determined to make this a legendary night. although I'd rather eat MDMA with them instead of drink but I doubt we could find anything like that...so good old beer instead :cheers:


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Re: pony keg [Re: Vvellum]
    #4611100 - 09/02/05 02:18 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

id put your feelers out for the mdma :blush:

good fortune towards your friend!

hints for the best man:  do not exceed three glasses of wine before your speech hehehe

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Re: pony keg [Re: Todcasil]
    #4611180 - 09/02/05 02:48 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

3 glasses? shit man - I'll probably drink 3x that. but it'll be ok, because so will everyone else - they wont notice my slurring & rambling about random events of me & my friend that no one will get.


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Re: pony keg [Re: Vvellum]
    #4611185 - 09/02/05 02:50 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

:grin:

:bestman:


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Re: pony keg [Re: Todcasil]
    #4611221 - 09/02/05 02:58 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

Best wishes to your friend. 

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Re: pony keg [Re: Vvellum]
    #4611235 - 09/02/05 03:03 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

dude..I'm going to be the best man for my upcoming brothers wedding. That speech could get rough.


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Re: pony keg [Re: Vvellum]
    #4611236 - 09/02/05 03:04 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

A pony keg is five US gallons. Thats 48 16 oz beers.


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Re: pony keg [Re: YidakiMan]
    #4611318 - 09/02/05 03:27 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

then we'll need two.


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Re: pony keg [Re: Toddo]
    #4611329 - 09/02/05 03:29 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

yeah, the speech is going to fuck with me until I finish it & sit down...but I gotta do it for my bro


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Re: pony keg [Re: Vvellum]
    #4611380 - 09/02/05 03:44 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

Watch Old School, it'll give you some ideas.


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Re: pony keg [Re: Jadian]
    #4611546 - 09/02/05 05:22 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

a pony keg will be fine...


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Re: pony keg [Re: Vvellum]
    #4611554 - 09/02/05 05:27 AM (12 years, 24 days ago)

US beer keg = 15.5 gallons = 128 oz/gal x 15.5 = 1984 oz
1 case = 12oz x 24 = 288 oz
So,
1 keg = 6.9 cases
1/2 keg = 3.2 cases
1/4 keg = 1.6 cases

Also,
a 1/2 keg is = 1/4 beer barrel because
a beer keg = 1/2 beer barrel and
1 beer barrel= 31 gallons


And there are lots of sites that sell wedding speeches :wink:


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