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 atomheartmother
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 My shroom obsession has reached a new low! 
#4602739 - 08/31/05 07:49 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Last night, in a desperate attempt to save my cakes that have yet to give birth to anything? they seemed ready, had pins and everything? but nope, they dried? I know it?s my own damn fault. But this was my first time. So to save them, I decided to crush some up in a casing? peat moss? I go to Home Depot and discovered peat moss sells in these outrageous amounts but for only 7 dollars? still, though, I?m new to this? do I really need that much peat moss for three cakes? So I stooped to an all time low? stealing a handful of peat moss and sticking it in my pocket. The worst of, I was on the phone with my mom and she told me to do it. Ok- judge me!
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meehi
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: atomheartmother]
#4602771 - 08/31/05 08:05 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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ha ha ha thats funny shit!
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OisatsanaYert
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: meehi]
#4602793 - 08/31/05 08:15 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You gotta do what you gotta do.
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 The One
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: meehi]
#4602794 - 08/31/05 08:16 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 
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atomheartmother
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: The One]
#4602807 - 08/31/05 08:20 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Ok, to add more, my wife just called, turns out she washed my shorts, my... dirty shorts... pockets with peat moss debris... she's livid... now theres peat moss in the dryer and all over the rest of the cloths... who ever thought this could be such a disaster!
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"When you die you're going to mushroom purgatory where the fungus will torment you for not taking better care of them. You will be eternally haunted by fungal nightmares."
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demiu5
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: atomheartmother]
#4603037 - 08/31/05 09:48 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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karma?
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StickyWater
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: demiu5]
#4603079 - 08/31/05 09:55 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Edited by StickyWater (05/03/08 12:54 AM)
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Limelight
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: StickyWater]
#4603104 - 08/31/05 10:01 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
StickyWater said:
Hmmmm if it's karma I'm boned, I always steal a leaf or two of veggies from the grocery store and put it in my pocket for my lizard when I get home.
I think karma would let that one fly.. the lizard needs it more than a fatfuck american who thinks he or she is doing their body good by eating a salad with 3 cheeseburgers, pepsi and an apple pie.
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atomheartmother
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: Limelight]
#4607242 - 09/01/05 07:05 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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now that's just low, Karma for the fat fuck american is a triple bipass... by buying the peat moss i would have been wasting, and as an american i do try and stay away from consuming and wasting.
Lettuce... that you throw down 25cents and be done with it, nothing gets wasted.
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"When you die you're going to mushroom purgatory where the fungus will torment you for not taking better care of them. You will be eternally haunted by fungal nightmares."
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Ginseng1
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: atomheartmother]
#4607836 - 09/01/05 11:15 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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youll be alright... i think karma comes more from creating negative feelings in people about you.... then it comes back to bite you in the ass.
If nobody knows about and even if they found out and didnt really care, then karma wont have anything on you.
I dont think the managar would notice a handful of that peat moss missing and if he didnt he wouldnt give two fucks... he just wants to get finish the day and go home and relax. They also have insane amounts of that shit in stock if its only for 7$ for a shitload, they wanna get rid of it one way or another. (alot of it will be thrown out too you kno)
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VirgilKane
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: Ginseng1]
#4607948 - 09/01/05 11:46 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I dont think the managar would notice a handful of that peat moss missing and if he didnt he wouldnt give two fucks..."
Probably not. Especially if his dryer wasn't all clogged up with it too!!
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Absense of evidence is not evidence of absense...
"Religion is a defense against a religious experience"
Carl G. Jung
"So really, ordinary reality is a kind of chemical habit, sanctioned by culture, which says it's okay to use certain drugs, eat certain foods, and have certain sexual behaviors. However, when you transcend all this pre-conditioning by returning to the original wisdom of the animal body, then you discover this immense dimension of opportunity. For some people, it is a frightening risk. To me, that's the psychedelic experience."
Terence McKenna
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Floydexperiment
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Re: My shroom obsession has reached a new low! [Re: VirgilKane]
#4608430 - 09/01/05 01:26 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats hilarious. So no peat moss for the cakes after all?
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