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Slipknot420
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You know what
#4594683 - 08/29/05 10:40 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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There are a lot of intelligent trippers on this site. You guys are supposed to be stupid. My dare officer told me so!!
-------------------- *Divine Moments of Truth* "Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon "Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead "Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter
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Cowgold
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I remember being told that. fuckin liars. Pisses me off! Fuck santa! that fat bastard was a liar too!
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dblaney
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You certainly seem like one of them
Yeah I guess the government figures that the sooner they begin propagandizing students...the better!
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Cowgold
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Re: You know what [Re: dblaney]
#4594722 - 08/29/05 10:49 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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the pressure! ahhh! wait nevermind... no pressure... no pressure...
*note to self pot makes you paranoid*
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Slipknot420
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Re: You know what [Re: Cowgold]
#4594737 - 08/29/05 10:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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yea dont even get me started on santa
breaking and entering forcing elves and reindeer to a life of slavery stealing the milk and cookies i accidently left out
fat bastard
-------------------- *Divine Moments of Truth* "Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon "Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead "Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter
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Cowgold
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seducing my mom! that's real fucked up ya know...
After me flippin out and started callin my mom a whore and "How could you?" they broke the news "Santa... he's not real! It's been your father the whole time!"
When will they learn... lil white lies will fuck a child's mind.
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Huh huh huh...I like to get high...rofflez
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Ohh snap, lets cook meth and hook children
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bukkake
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I'm not a tripper, but I get drunk a lot. I haven't killed enough brain cells yet to be incoherent enough, I guess.
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Re: You know what [Re: bukkake]
#4594924 - 08/29/05 11:52 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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does this mean my dare officer lied to me?
-------------------- *Divine Moments of Truth* "Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon "Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead "Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter
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coda
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i loved my dare class in 8th grade. We had an officer come by with a box of drugs that had a piece of plexiglass nailed down on top of it. He said "the little pice of paper in there is LSD, that small piece of paper makes you go crazy for 12 hours"
All i could think was, "where the hell do i get my hands on some of that"
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten) Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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Cowgold
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Re: You know what [Re: coda]
#4595128 - 08/29/05 01:03 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL! that was a fake! he went crazy for 12 hours i'm sure.
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TYL3R
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Re: You know what [Re: Cowgold]
#4595139 - 08/29/05 01:06 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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....santa....isnt real ?....
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Cowgold
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Re: You know what [Re: TYL3R]
#4595149 - 08/29/05 01:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, dude! He's real just not the way they told us. It's really either your dad, or the janitor at the mall. in my case both!
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TYL3R
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Re: You know what [Re: Cowgold]
#4595158 - 08/29/05 01:12 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!
WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT SANTA ?
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Noviseer
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Our D.A.R.E class was intense. They brought the killer dogs out one day and did a demonstration on the field. On one end was our D.A.R.E officer and a couple of gnarly canines. On the other was another cop dressed in protective gear.
"Officer Donnely over there is holding drugs. Watch what happens." said our teacher. The officer released the dogs and they knocked him down and bit his arms.
See kids, if you have drugs, we'll send dogs to kill your ass!
D.A.R.E is so fucked...
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Re: You know what [Re: bukkake]
#4595391 - 08/29/05 02:48 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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bukkake said: I'm not a tripper, but I get drunk a lot. I haven't killed enough brain cells yet to be incoherent enough, I guess.
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bukkake
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xoxoxo
My DARE officer said everyone who takes or tries drugs does so because they lead a lonely life and received very little affection from their family, they then join gangs, because they find family, understanding, and compassion within them. And then they go to PRISON because GANGS commit MURDER and VIOLENCE and DRUG TRAFFICKING. So you see. If you do DRUGS, you will eventually go to PRISON!!
What a worthless balding idiot.
Edited by bukkake (08/29/05 03:09 PM)
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coda
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Re: You know what [Re: bukkake]
#4595440 - 08/29/05 03:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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yup and if you buy weed you're supporting international terrorism.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten) Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.
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Re: You know what [Re: coda]
#4596223 - 08/29/05 07:08 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh yea, you must all be in gangs too because my dare officer told me that too
COPS DONT LIE
-------------------- *Divine Moments of Truth* "Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon "Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead "Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter
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