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Slipknot420

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You know what
    #4594683 - 08/29/05 12:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

There are a lot of intelligent trippers on this site. You guys are supposed to be stupid. My dare officer told me so!!


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"Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon

"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter


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Re: You know what [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4594692 - 08/29/05 12:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I remember being told that. fuckin liars. Pisses me off! Fuck santa! that fat bastard was a liar too!


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Re: You know what [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4594699 - 08/29/05 12:45 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You certainly seem like one of them :smile:

Yeah I guess the government figures that the sooner they begin propagandizing students...the better!


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"Belief is a beautiful armor
But makes for the heaviest sword"
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Making the noise "penicillin" is no substitute for actually taking penicillin.

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


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Re: You know what [Re: dblaney]
    #4594722 - 08/29/05 12:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:blush:
the pressure! ahhh!  wait nevermind... no pressure... no pressure...

*note to self pot makes you paranoid*


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Re: You know what [Re: Cowgold]
    #4594737 - 08/29/05 12:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yea dont even get me started on santa

breaking and entering
forcing elves and reindeer to a life of slavery
stealing the milk and cookies i accidently left out

fat bastard


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:shocked: *Divine Moments of Truth* :shocked:


"Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon

"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter


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Re: You know what [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4594764 - 08/29/05 01:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

seducing my mom! that's real fucked up ya know...

After me flippin out and started callin my mom a whore and "How could you?"
they broke the news "Santa... he's not real! It's been your father the whole time!"

When will they learn... lil white lies will fuck a child's mind.


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Re: You know what [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4594872 - 08/29/05 01:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Huh huh huh...I like to get high...rofflez


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: You know what [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4594874 - 08/29/05 01:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Ohh snap, lets cook meth and hook children :crazy:


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Re: You know what [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4594876 - 08/29/05 01:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not a tripper, but I get drunk a lot. I haven't killed enough brain cells yet to be incoherent enough, I guess.


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Re: You know what [Re: bukkake]
    #4594924 - 08/29/05 01:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

does this mean my dare officer lied to me?


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:shocked: *Divine Moments of Truth* :shocked:


"Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon

"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter


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Re: You know what [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4595123 - 08/29/05 03:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

i loved my dare class in 8th grade.  We had an officer come by with a box of drugs that had a piece of plexiglass nailed down on top of it.  He said "the little pice of paper in there is LSD, that small piece of paper makes you go crazy for 12 hours"

All i could think was, "where the hell do i get my hands on some of that" :laugh:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: You know what [Re: coda]
    #4595128 - 08/29/05 03:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

LOL! that was a fake! he went crazy for 12 hours i'm sure.


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Re: You know what [Re: Cowgold]
    #4595139 - 08/29/05 03:06 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

....santa....isnt real ?....


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Re: You know what [Re: TYL3R]
    #4595149 - 08/29/05 03:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

No, dude! He's real just not the way they told us. It's really either your dad, or the janitor at the mall. in my case both!


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Re: You know what [Re: Cowgold]
    #4595158 - 08/29/05 03:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

OH THE HUMANITY !!!!!

WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT SANTA ?

:suicide:


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Re: You know what [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4595371 - 08/29/05 04:34 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Our D.A.R.E class was intense. They brought the killer dogs out one day and did a demonstration on the field. On one end was our D.A.R.E officer and a couple of gnarly canines. On the other was another cop dressed in protective gear.

"Officer Donnely over there is holding drugs. Watch what happens." said our teacher. The officer released the dogs and they knocked him down and bit his arms.

See kids, if you have drugs, we'll send dogs to kill your ass!

D.A.R.E is so fucked...


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Re: You know what [Re: bukkake]
    #4595391 - 08/29/05 04:48 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bukkake said:
I'm not a tripper, but I get drunk a lot. I haven't killed enough brain cells yet to be incoherent enough, I guess.



:crazy2:


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Re: You know what [Re: blissedout]
    #4595420 - 08/29/05 05:00 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

xoxoxo

My DARE officer said everyone who takes or tries drugs does so because they lead a lonely life and received very little affection from their family, they then join gangs, because they find family, understanding, and compassion within them. And then they go to PRISON because GANGS commit MURDER and VIOLENCE and DRUG TRAFFICKING. So you see. If you do DRUGS, you will eventually go to PRISON!!

What a worthless balding idiot.


Edited by bukkake (08/29/05 05:09 PM)


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Re: You know what [Re: bukkake]
    #4595440 - 08/29/05 05:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yup and if you buy weed you're supporting international terrorism.


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: You know what [Re: coda]
    #4596223 - 08/29/05 09:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

oh yea, you must all be in gangs too because my dare officer told me that too

COPS DONT LIE


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:shocked: *Divine Moments of Truth* :shocked:


"Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns - it calls me on and on across the universe" ~ John Lennon

"Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right" ~The Grateful Dead

"Religionists, with their guaranteed eventual paradise, of which they know nothing, taking it all on 'faith,' can't be expected to understand or sympathize with those with a yen to storm the Gate of Heaven and see for themselves what all the praying's about!" ~Robert Hunter


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