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OfflineTysonTomko
Stranger
Registered: 08/01/05
Posts: 115
Last seen: 18 years, 2 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Ravus]
    #4593729 - 08/29/05 12:12 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
Give invite her over a for a weekend and treat her to a couple roofie coladas.




well when she comes up i will definitly hook up wit her. i mean i have a couple times already and add that i havent seen her in a while its for dure bro.

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InvisibleNoetical
Flip Horrorshow

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593732 - 08/29/05 12:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

tell her you need her ass more then a diabetic needs insulin

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Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593735 - 08/29/05 12:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You really are in a class of your own. Well, maybe beerweed is with you.

You do not have to go out with the chick, and 2 hours is not that far away. Get a job, get a car, get laid.
You are in college. You are supposed to do what you must to get a degree, party, and get laid as much as you can. Save the relationship stuff for after you graduate and you're capable of supporting yourself and a family.


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Offlinetomk
King of OTD

Registered: 09/22/04
Posts: 1,559
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Boom]
    #4593749 - 08/29/05 12:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You can make yourself cry by spending twenty minutes meditating on it.

It's extremely cathartic to cry.  It releases so much pent up anxiety and anger and sadness and desperation and fear, and turns it into acceptence.  I don't mean cry about stupid shit, like how stupid this tyson is, but real shit, like how much it sucks that most of what we do everyday is just to distract us from the fact we are going to die and don't want to think about it.

Ohh, Tyson.  I know I could kick the shit out of you.  And I'm a gay guy who cries.  :rofl2:


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"I am eternally free"

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InvisibleBoom
just a tester
Male
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: tomk]
    #4593768 - 08/29/05 12:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

I thought you got brainwashed into marrying some girl, or was that an elaborate hoax?

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OfflineTysonTomko
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Registered: 08/01/05
Posts: 115
Last seen: 18 years, 2 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: tomk]
    #4593770 - 08/29/05 12:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

tomk said:

Ohh, Tyson.  I know I could kick the shit out of you.  And I'm a gay guy who cries.  :rofl2:





no u wouldnt i would kick ur ass jabroni.  im gonna pass the fuck out tho nso out for da night

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InvisibleBoom
just a tester
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Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593777 - 08/29/05 12:20 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Are you The Rock or something :lol:

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Offlinedaimyo
Monticello

Registered: 05/13/04
Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 1 month
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4593842 - 08/29/05 12:33 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

This is the moment he was created for. To understand we must decipher his name...TysonTomko

First half, Tyson. Perhaps eluding to the infamous boxer, Mike Tyson. Our good fellow here believes his boxing skills are on par with that of the champion.
Second part, Tomk. His arch enemy.
Third part, o. The sound you will make when you put this all together.

This chap is going to Tyson(the act of pummeling) Tomk.


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InvisibleNoetical
Flip Horrorshow

Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: daimyo]
    #4593862 - 08/29/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Tyson Tomko is a wrestler


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OfflineHawkeye2
Resident TranceAddict

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 626
Last seen: 13 years, 5 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: daimyo]
    #4593864 - 08/29/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:

Third part, o. The sound you will make when you put this all together.





ROFL that's solid gold.

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Offlinetomk
King of OTD

Registered: 09/22/04
Posts: 1,559
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: daimyo]
    #4593866 - 08/29/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

O


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Offlinejohahnchristo
breaktech beatengineer

Registered: 01/17/03
Posts: 160
Last seen: 17 years, 3 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: tomk]
    #4593945 - 08/29/05 01:02 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

why don't you invite her oveer here and let the OTD guys break it to her.... that way you don't even have to tell her you like her........


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Invisiblebukkake
Male

Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 2,764
Loc: Classified
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: johahnchristo]
    #4594860 - 08/29/05 11:31 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I hear you. Everytime I see a hot chick I want her so bad, too. Then I see another, and want her instead. It's a vicious cycle.

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Invisibledr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,654
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... *DELETED* [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4594875 - 08/29/05 11:36 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Offlineg00n
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Registered: 08/19/05
Posts: 77
Loc: Sothern Cali!!!
Last seen: 16 years, 8 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: bukkake]
    #4594890 - 08/29/05 11:41 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

And then I see one and say dooood, look at that chick and you look and she is so wanted by you.... And then i see a budweiser poster and want that bitch.... here is my advice... anal her... and let her go!


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Offlinecoda
Banjo Goiter
Male

Registered: 03/20/01
Posts: 8,750
Last seen: 1 year, 8 days
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4595145 - 08/29/05 01:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

you gave her the houdini? nice one bruv! :wink:


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.

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OfflineIllicitAlchemist
Becoming one.
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Registered: 12/24/04
Posts: 395
Loc: The hara.
Last seen: 11 years, 11 months
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: coda]
    #4595184 - 08/29/05 01:25 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Can this guy do anything by himself, its like the pub has turned into his personal soap opea, it sickens me!


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
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Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan Flag
Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: coda]
    #4595187 - 08/29/05 01:26 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

You mean ass to mouth. ATM'd the bitch.


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InvisibleRipple
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
    #4595630 - 08/29/05 04:23 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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