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TysonTomko
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Ravus]
#4593729 - 08/29/05 12:12 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ravus said: Give invite her over a for a weekend and treat her to a couple roofie coladas.
well when she comes up i will definitly hook up wit her. i mean i have a couple times already and add that i havent seen her in a while its for dure bro.
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Noetical
Flip Horrorshow
Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
#4593732 - 08/29/05 12:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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tell her you need her ass more then a diabetic needs insulin
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daimyo
Monticello
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
#4593735 - 08/29/05 12:13 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You really are in a class of your own. Well, maybe beerweed is with you.
You do not have to go out with the chick, and 2 hours is not that far away. Get a job, get a car, get laid. You are in college. You are supposed to do what you must to get a degree, party, and get laid as much as you can. Save the relationship stuff for after you graduate and you're capable of supporting yourself and a family.
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tomk
King of OTD
Registered: 09/22/04
Posts: 1,559
Loc: PNW
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: Boom]
#4593749 - 08/29/05 12:15 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can make yourself cry by spending twenty minutes meditating on it.
It's extremely cathartic to cry. It releases so much pent up anxiety and anger and sadness and desperation and fear, and turns it into acceptence. I don't mean cry about stupid shit, like how stupid this tyson is, but real shit, like how much it sucks that most of what we do everyday is just to distract us from the fact we are going to die and don't want to think about it.
Ohh, Tyson. I know I could kick the shit out of you. And I'm a gay guy who cries.
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Boom
just a tester
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: tomk]
#4593768 - 08/29/05 12:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I thought you got brainwashed into marrying some girl, or was that an elaborate hoax?
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TysonTomko
Stranger
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: tomk]
#4593770 - 08/29/05 12:19 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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tomk said:
Ohh, Tyson. I know I could kick the shit out of you. And I'm a gay guy who cries.
no u wouldnt i would kick ur ass jabroni. im gonna pass the fuck out tho nso out for da night
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Boom
just a tester
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
#4593777 - 08/29/05 12:20 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Are you The Rock or something
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daimyo
Monticello
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
#4593842 - 08/29/05 12:33 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is the moment he was created for. To understand we must decipher his name...TysonTomko
First half, Tyson. Perhaps eluding to the infamous boxer, Mike Tyson. Our good fellow here believes his boxing skills are on par with that of the champion. Second part, Tomk. His arch enemy. Third part, o. The sound you will make when you put this all together.
This chap is going to Tyson(the act of pummeling) Tomk.
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Noetical
Flip Horrorshow
Registered: 11/28/04
Posts: 9,230
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: daimyo]
#4593862 - 08/29/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tyson Tomko is a wrestler
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Hawkeye2
Resident TranceAddict
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: daimyo]
#4593864 - 08/29/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Third part, o. The sound you will make when you put this all together.
ROFL that's solid gold.
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tomk
King of OTD
Registered: 09/22/04
Posts: 1,559
Loc: PNW
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: daimyo]
#4593866 - 08/29/05 12:38 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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O
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johahnchristo
breaktech beatengineer
Registered: 01/17/03
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: tomk]
#4593945 - 08/29/05 01:02 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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why don't you invite her oveer here and let the OTD guys break it to her.... that way you don't even have to tell her you like her........
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bukkake
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Loc: Classified
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: johahnchristo]
#4594860 - 08/29/05 11:31 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, I hear you. Everytime I see a hot chick I want her so bad, too. Then I see another, and want her instead. It's a vicious cycle.
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dr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,654
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... *DELETED* [Re: TysonTomko]
#4594875 - 08/29/05 11:36 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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g00n
Goombodias
Registered: 08/19/05
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: bukkake]
#4594890 - 08/29/05 11:41 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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And then I see one and say dooood, look at that chick and you look and she is so wanted by you.... And then i see a budweiser poster and want that bitch.... here is my advice... anal her... and let her go!
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coda
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: dr_gonz]
#4595145 - 08/29/05 01:07 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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you gave her the houdini? nice one bruv!
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IllicitAlchemist
Becoming one.
Registered: 12/24/04
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: coda]
#4595184 - 08/29/05 01:25 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Can this guy do anything by himself, its like the pub has turned into his personal soap opea, it sickens me!
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 84,387
Loc: Afghanistan
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: coda]
#4595187 - 08/29/05 01:26 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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You mean ass to mouth. ATM'd the bitch.
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Ripple
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Re: Dude i still want that chick.... [Re: TysonTomko]
#4595630 - 08/29/05 04:23 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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