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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Dell Tech Support [Re: Gillette]
    #4570145 - 08/23/05 10:07 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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Gillette said:
Tech: When did your modem stop working?
Me: during the electrical storm.
Tech: ok then its not covered under your warranty.
Me: why not? I have a full 1 year warranty.
Tech: the Warranty does not cover acts of god.
Me: Excuse me? Acts of god?
Tech: a storm is and act of god.
Me: well isn't everything an act of god?
Tech: no only storms.






it was trampled by a heard of stampeeding zebras, acts of zebra are obviously covered

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Re: Dell Tech Support [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4570188 - 08/23/05 10:14 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

zebra = god's creation = act of god


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Re: Dell Tech Support [Re: trendal]
    #4570195 - 08/23/05 10:16 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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trendal said:
:lol:

I'll provide tech-support to anyone who calls me, for a small fee. I speak perfect English and actually know how to fix computers.

Let's make it a flat rate: $20 per call.




I'll beat trendal's rate, just call the HP tech support line for presario/pavilion desktops in the US and I'll give it to you for free... today only!


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Re: Dell Tech Support [Re: mantis]
    #4570196 - 08/23/05 10:16 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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mantis said:
zebra = god's creation = act of god




incorrect

Quote:

Gillette said:
Me: well isn't everything an act of god?
Tech: no only storms.




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Re: Dell Tech Support [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4570215 - 08/23/05 10:18 AM (18 years, 6 months ago)

Shoulda just told the bastard she didn't believe in God.


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Re: Dell Tech Support [Re: mantis]
    #4575044 - 08/24/05 01:49 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

My keyboard fucked up on my dell and I had to go through their fuckin terrible support system. One guy I called wanted me to open the fucker up and have a look inside too, I says no way.

I ended up talking with like 4 different people over the course of a week, I just ended up sending it away and they fixed it. Why is that always the last fuckin option to them? Next computer is a mac for me

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