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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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My friend was murdered
#4567018 - 08/22/05 04:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Even though you may not think of this as a friend, I did.
Everyday when I went outside to smoke for the past couple weeks this grasshopper would hop up on my porch railing and chill with me.
He would let me get really close and look at him. I feel i've grown attatched to the little guy.
Then when I woke up today to smoke, I saw two little kids messing around with something. They would poke it with a stick and when it jumped they ran laughing, going back to poke it again. After that I realized what it was they were doing. I felt myself getting mad, then I was realieved when one kid said "lets go now"
But the little bastard had to get one final blow in. He stomped and scraped my friend into the conrete.
Now I feel like one of my friends have just been killed
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FL_accciD
Jack's Paranoia
Registered: 11/04/04
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i like to eat grasshoppers... tasty little and covered in chocolate
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant
Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 81,641
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An eye for an eye.....
You must kill those children.
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afoaf
CEO DBK?
Registered: 11/08/02
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Loc: Ripple's Heart
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it's only right.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
(4 1 2)
Registered: 06/27/04
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: FL_accciD]
#4567051 - 08/22/05 04:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't care about any other grasshoppers.
There was something special about this one. He was very chill
too bad he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I think I may gather his remains and smoke them. It only seems right
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TYL3R
Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: afoaf]
#4567060 - 08/22/05 04:11 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kill the children !
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TurdFerguson
Folk Villain
Registered: 07/02/05
Posts: 1,357
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TYL3R]
#4567072 - 08/22/05 04:13 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.
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FL_accciD
Jack's Paranoia
Registered: 11/04/04
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Quote:
DickDiver said: Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.
holy shit dog
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thegatewaydrug
my burning sunwill some dayrise
Registered: 11/15/04
Posts: 6,987
Loc: wherever i may roam
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Quote:
DickDiver said: Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.
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TurdFerguson
Folk Villain
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: FL_accciD]
#4567098 - 08/22/05 04:19 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yes he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell!
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FreedomFight
Strange
Registered: 07/03/05
Posts: 427
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Sucks dude... kids will be kids. Kill their dog and they will understand. jk
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Toddo
Stranger
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Quote:
electrode said: An eye for an eye.....
You must kill those children.
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Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.
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kids will be kids. Kill their dog and they will understand.
all great ideas...not sure which one I would pick. Thats up to you!
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wildbill
billbo
Registered: 06/11/05
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i wish i knew what gives us the power to end their life and existance just cause they are something less of us. but not when they team up.
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Twirling
Barred Spiral
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: wildbill]
#4567223 - 08/22/05 04:55 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Humperdink: To the death. Wesley: No! To the pain. Humperdink: I don?t think I?m quite familiar with that phrase. Wesley: I?ll explain, and I?ll use small words so that you?ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon. Humperdink: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Wesley: It won?t be the last. ?To the pain? means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don?t mean to duplicate tonight. Wesley: I wasn?t finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right. Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let?s get on with it! Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I?ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out ?dear God, what is that thing?? will echo in your perfect ears. That is what ?to the pain? means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever. Humperdink: I think you?re bluffing. Wesley: It?s possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It?s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, I?m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.
You see where I stand.
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
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Loc: Yonder
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Twirling]
#4567264 - 08/22/05 05:02 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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To the pain, then!
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Posts: 42,409
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Toddo]
#4567283 - 08/22/05 05:07 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Toddo said:
Quote:
electrode said: An eye for an eye.....
You must kill those children.
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Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.
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kids will be kids. Kill their dog and they will understand.
all great ideas...not sure which one I would pick. Thats up to you!
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TheHateCamel
Research &Development -DBK
Registered: 01/31/03
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Hey, I don't believe you about the grass hopper.
Are you making this up?
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
(4 1 2)
Registered: 06/27/04
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Not at all man.
I try not to make lies when I post
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IngSocTHC
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Sorry to hear about that bro but think some dday when you kill a incect if thats some ones homie you be crushing. Sorry for the death hopefull some good will come out of it.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
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Why would he lie about a grasshopper?
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