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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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My friend was murdered
    #4567018 - 08/22/05 06:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Even though you may not think of this as a friend, I did.

Everyday when I went outside to smoke for the past couple weeks this grasshopper would hop up on my porch railing and chill with me.

He would let me get really close and look at him. I feel i've grown attatched to the little guy.



Then when I woke up today to smoke, I saw two little kids messing around with something. They would poke it with a stick and when it jumped they ran laughing, going back to poke it again.
After that I realized what it was they were doing. I felt myself getting mad, then I was realieved when one kid said "lets go now"

But the little bastard had to get one final blow in. He stomped and scraped my friend into the conrete.

Now I feel like one of my friends have just been killed


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OfflineFL_accciD
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4567032 - 08/22/05 06:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i like to eat grasshoppers...
tasty little and covered in chocolate


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4567035 - 08/22/05 06:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

An eye for an eye.....

You must kill those children.


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4567046 - 08/22/05 06:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

it's only right.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4567051 - 08/22/05 06:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I don't care about any other grasshoppers.

There was something special about this one.
He was very chill

too bad he was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I think I may gather his remains and smoke them. It only seems right


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: afoaf]
    #4567060 - 08/22/05 06:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Kill the children !


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TYL3R]
    #4567072 - 08/22/05 06:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.


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OfflineFL_accciD
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #4567075 - 08/22/05 06:14 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DickDiver said:
Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.


holy shit dog :evil: :evil: :evil:


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #4567088 - 08/22/05 06:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DickDiver said:
Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.



:yesnod::thumbup:


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4567098 - 08/22/05 06:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Yes he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell!


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #4567132 - 08/22/05 06:27 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sucks dude... kids will be kids. Kill their dog and they will understand. jk


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4567176 - 08/22/05 06:41 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
An eye for an eye.....

You must kill those children.





Quote:

Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.




Quote:

kids will be kids. Kill their dog and they will understand.




all great ideas...not sure which one I would pick. Thats up to you!


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Offlinewildbill
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4567210 - 08/22/05 06:49 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

i wish i knew what gives us the power to end their life and existance just cause they are something less of us. but not when they team up.


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: wildbill]
    #4567223 - 08/22/05 06:55 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Humperdink: To the death.
Wesley: No! To the pain.
Humperdink: I don?t think I?m quite familiar with that phrase.
Wesley: I?ll explain, and I?ll use small words so that you?ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Humperdink: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
Wesley: It won?t be the last. ?To the pain? means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don?t mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn?t finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let?s get on with it!
Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I?ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out ?dear God, what is that thing?? will echo in your perfect ears. That is what ?to the pain? means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Humperdink: I think you?re bluffing.
Wesley: It?s possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It?s conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, I?m only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.



You see where I stand.


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Twirling]
    #4567264 - 08/22/05 07:02 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

To the pain, then! :evil:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Toddo]
    #4567283 - 08/22/05 07:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Toddo said:
Quote:

electrode said:
An eye for an eye.....

You must kill those children.





Quote:

Curb stomp the little kid, that would be some bitchin karma.




Quote:

kids will be kids. Kill their dog and they will understand.




all great ideas...not sure which one I would pick.  Thats up to you!




:yesnod:


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4567290 - 08/22/05 07:10 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Hey, I don't believe you about the grass hopper.

Are you making this up?


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #4567320 - 08/22/05 07:20 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Not at all man.

I try not to make lies when I post


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #4567326 - 08/22/05 07:21 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry to hear about that bro but think some dday when you kill a incect if thats some ones homie you be crushing. Sorry for the death hopefull some good will come out of it.


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Re: My friend was murdered [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #4567332 - 08/22/05 07:23 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Why would he lie about a grasshopper?


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