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InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
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Things you can't look manly while doing...
    #4559677 - 08/20/05 05:14 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

1.) Wearing earmuffs

2.) Eating a banana in public

3.) Saying the words: Gosh, Peachy, or Fuschia

4.) Driving one of these:

[Or almost any Volkswagen for that matter]

5.) Wearing kilts [unless you're Scottish, and can demonstrably toss cabers - which balances things out]

6.) Purchasing tampons/pads for your gf [or bf if you're unfortunate enough]

7.) Using a drinking straw

8.) Wearing a flower behind your ear

9.) Drinking a fuzzy navel [Unless your Bond... James Bond]

10.) Locking your knees together [Regardless of how badly you need to take a leak, pal]


Oh yay! Oprah is on! I'll BBL to update this list.

-dons pink bathrobe and pigs out on assorted chocolates on my heart shaped bed-



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Edited by SkorpivoMusterion (08/21/05 01:44 AM)


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559692 - 08/20/05 05:19 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

you forgot about attending raves



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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559694 - 08/20/05 05:19 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

11) Posting crap like this.


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559730 - 08/20/05 05:31 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

12) Becoming a eunuch


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559734 - 08/20/05 05:34 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

sunbathing - I do this sometimes and I feel like a complete vagina. I can't deny that I like the results and it's very fucking relaxing/cancerous


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: mantis]
    #4559741 - 08/20/05 05:36 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

:blowjob:


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: Infrared]
    #4559748 - 08/20/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DeepBlue42 said:
:blowjob:




:lol: :yesnod:


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559749 - 08/20/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Crying during movies.


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: killme]
    #4559855 - 08/20/05 06:26 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

errrr......gymnastics/choreographed dance stuff


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559888 - 08/20/05 06:40 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

flute


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #4559906 - 08/20/05 06:48 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

definitely the using a straw one...


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: felix]
    #4559951 - 08/20/05 07:00 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Changing diapers.


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: killme]
    #4560033 - 08/20/05 07:31 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

women find men with kids to be hot, especialy if they take care of the kids


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #4560747 - 08/20/05 10:54 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

clipping fingernails/toenails


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4560759 - 08/20/05 10:58 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

drinking smirnoff ice.


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: killme]
    #4561154 - 08/21/05 12:49 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Deadmaker said:
drinking smirnoff ice.




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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: Dimmy]
    #4561162 - 08/21/05 12:54 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

21.) Curling





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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: Dimmy]
    #4561170 - 08/21/05 12:57 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

Listening to Taking Back Sunday,

Quote:

Dimmy said:
Quote:

Deadmaker said:
drinking smirnoff ice.






Solely got drunk off those for about two weeks.  :frown:


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: bukkake]
    #4561182 - 08/21/05 01:02 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

wine coolers..


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Re: Things you can't look manly while doing... [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #4561263 - 08/21/05 01:30 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

swirling wine around in a glass and sniffing like those dorks in "Sideways".....


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