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OfflineTodcasil
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When i was in the military
    #4554274 - 08/19/05 03:01 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

MREs (meal ready to eats') came in a big brown box that said in nice large black font "GAYLORD!" like a Nike logo.

everywhere you went in the military those "GAYLORD!" boxes woudl always be there, mocking you.




i thought this was fucking HIL-ar-IOUs.

:dumblol:


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554279 - 08/19/05 03:05 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

why gaylord?


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554281 - 08/19/05 03:06 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I never knew you were in the military, did you get to go to any kewl places?


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4554284 - 08/19/05 03:06 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

they were made by gaylord incorporated.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554291 - 08/19/05 03:07 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

lol

I like MREs sometimes.. the newer ones are a lot better quality than the old ones


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Shroomism]
    #4554293 - 08/19/05 03:08 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i used to eat them a few times a week when i lived with my dad. we was po hehe


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4554300 - 08/19/05 03:11 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
did you get to go to any kewl places?




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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554302 - 08/19/05 03:12 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

How was the military?

What were you in? The Army?


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554312 - 08/19/05 03:17 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

shit man those things are more expensive than shopping at the grocery store imo


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Ravus]
    #4554319 - 08/19/05 03:18 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i went to south carolina, maryland and ... the highlight of my tour... texas.

i didnt like the army. in fact i dont know what the fucki was thinking joining. WORST fucking thing ive ever done in my life.

it is like a cult. they brainwash you. make you memorise things. propaganda. filth.

they retired me after two years.

i went a bit insane.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554335 - 08/19/05 03:24 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Insanity becomes you.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4554337 - 08/19/05 03:24 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I R TEH INSANITY


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4554338 - 08/19/05 03:25 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

i couldnt imagine sane life anymore :heart:  and i dont think i care to either.

i feel like being crazy empowers me.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554341 - 08/19/05 03:25 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Are the other ones any better?

If I ever joined, I think I would join the Navy, as that sounds like the most sanity-retaining portion of the military. At least you'd probably see more then.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Shroomism]
    #4554344 - 08/19/05 03:26 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

they're really expensive if you buy them. my sister's boyfriend was in infantry in the marines and he would bring home boxes for free. they're pretty good when you don't feel like cooking or can't afford fast food. plus they're loaded with calories which is good if you're trying to build muscle.
i wouldn't buy them though..


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: felix]
    #4554355 - 08/19/05 03:30 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

my favorite was something like a brick of dehydrated and flash dried fruit, the pound cake was awesome too.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Ravus]
    #4554356 - 08/19/05 03:30 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
Are the other ones any better?

If I ever joined, I think I would join the Navy, as that sounds like the most sanity-retaining portion of the military. At least you'd probably see more then.




I've heard from several sources (air force people, and navy and marine people) that the coast guard is the way to go. They drive around on boats all day.. eat the best food, and get to travel to exotic locations.. and basically don't do anything.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Shroomism]
    #4554362 - 08/19/05 03:31 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

My mom was trying to get to me do that.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Shroomism]
    #4554363 - 08/19/05 03:32 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

coast gaurd is primo.


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Re: When i was in the military [Re: Todcasil]
    #4554385 - 08/19/05 03:39 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah that's the word.
My mom was trying to get me to do that too.
Her husband is a colonel in the air force.. and he was trying to convince me to join the coast guard.. lol

If I was forced to join the military.. I would pick the coast guard.
But I wouldn't.


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