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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa
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check it out im weedtarded
    #4551850 - 08/18/05 04:06 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

sat in the park with a street person sitting on a bench smoking herb. 2 or 3 of those hours i was beating on the bench, whilst he was rapping. For a hot minute that shit was tight. Then as the time went on he started just making up words......*cough*he said,
"to keep the ryme
yo gimme a dime
da da blime
yo this is a crime
takin all of yo time
oops i sliped
in some slime
thant funkey grime
yo i squirted a lime
all um innnn my eye DONT!
know what im saying
yo im just praying
that i get clean socks
cuz im kickin mad rocks
my new kicks
be runinin the sticks
busstin humpin them clits
like an AtmMm i still singing?
i bet you be sleeping?

and I said,
"what am i tripping
my eyes they aint blinking
i hear a weird buzzing
aww my foots getting numb
and i feel i sit here i go dump
bum bum bum bum bum!"

So i got up and said,

I walked to a bar
then i got in a car
and went not to far
fell alsleep in a chair.
Woke up in a field
had a really good yeild.......of hippies
rockin with no socks
and there were no rocks
for them to kick on
just shit to trip on
bada bada beengBONG!
LOTS of love and wine to sip on.
YO you got to turn ON
ur luv light yo let it grow bright
let it radiate up in the sky
in to your mamas eye
lord it makes you wanna cry
when you stop and feel that vibe
that i be trippin on
when i go on
my adventures
to places close and far
all you need is take a step
then an anotha and anotha
till you be fallowin a path
that takes you for the ride of ur life
like its a movie
an action packed adventure
a drama no i wont use a ,
i just did
whell let me let you know
that all is good in the hood
if you know what i mean
i got a couple beans
you reap what you sow
but i really got to go
cuz i got work inthe mornin
i be kinda borin
you with this figment
my imagination
this illusion
i call life
cuz we all abounch of actors
caosin much smiles cheers and strife
well i bet you know im gona end this
i dunno
but we all here for a reason
and to leave would be a treason
so im not ryming for no reason
i feel it kinda pleasin
im feelin like im tweakin but
im not cuz i im runnin on that good hit
that stuff that art was made wit
no yo im not sick
just sleep deprived
from all the free vibes hummin
and no my thumb wasnt hitchin
cuz my truck it be kickin beats


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Re: check it out im weedtarded [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4551869 - 08/18/05 04:12 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha.. awesome :grin:

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Re: check it out im weedtarded [Re: Shroomism]
    #4552113 - 08/18/05 05:02 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

What I wanna know is How it came about that you and a "street person" were smoking on a corner?

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Madge the Smoking Vag
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Re: check it out im weedtarded [Re: ixitwistedixi]
    #4552124 - 08/18/05 05:06 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Don't ask, don't tell :kiss:


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Re: check it out im weedtarded [Re: ixitwistedixi]
    #4552291 - 08/18/05 05:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I was in a park in Portland Or. Chillin with nothing else to do at that time.


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