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Offlinecb9fl
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Profiling
    #4551318 - 08/18/05 01:22 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Here's something a friend sent me.

Quote:

HISTORY TEST

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following multiple choice test. The events are actual
events from history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages
of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
kidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were
kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut
was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered
and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and
a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was
murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was
bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and
Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from
Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two
were used as missiles to take out the World Trade
Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and
Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in
Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped
and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40

Nope, ..I really don't see a pattern here to justify
profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never
offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing
us, airport security screeners will no longer be
allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct
random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids,
airline pilots with proper identification, secret
agents who are members of the President's security
detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and
Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,
but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
alone lest they be guilty of profiling.




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"Generosity is nothing else than a craze to possess. All which I abandon, all which I give, I enjoy in a higher manner through the fact that I give it away. To give is to enjoy possessively the object which one gives."


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OfflineMagicalMystery
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Re: Profiling [Re: cb9fl]
    #4555617 - 08/19/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane


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Re: Profiling [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4555748 - 08/19/05 04:55 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

well it makes a good point


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Re: Profiling [Re: FL_accciD]
    #4555890 - 08/19/05 05:38 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Can we start profiling rich white people?


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OfflineProsgeopax
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Re: Profiling [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4555898 - 08/19/05 05:40 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I used to profile slutty girls.


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You can accept, reject, or examine and test any new idea that comes to you. The wise man chooses the third way.
- Tom Willhite

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Re: Profiling [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4556018 - 08/19/05 06:17 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Baby_Hitler said:
Can we start profiling rich white people?




The IRS already does a fine job of that


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OfflineBaby_Hitler
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Re: Profiling [Re: zappaisgod]
    #4556143 - 08/19/05 07:06 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

*rimshot*


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Re: Profiling [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #4556196 - 08/19/05 07:25 PM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Thank you, thank you very much, I'll be here all weekend.


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