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Offlinebart_mann
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talking on the phone
    #4547681 - 08/17/05 07:27 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'm looking for shit to say on the phone with the dealer when getting coke. I usually ask if Cindy is there but what are some other things to say. Feel free to make them as humourous as you want just try to make them as revelant as possible where someone will not have to wonder too long what the fuck you are talking about. If you don't know any just list some alternative or street names for it.

Also what do you think of dealers who drive to your location to deliever?


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Invisibledr_gonz
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Re: talking on the phone [Re: bart_mann]
    #4547690 - 08/17/05 07:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

coke is useless.


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Re: talking on the phone [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4547697 - 08/17/05 07:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

drgonz said:
coke is useless. And it sucks. Don't do it.




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Offlinebart_mann
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Re: talking on the phone [Re: Shroomism]
    #4547724 - 08/17/05 07:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

dealer: whats up?
dude: shit mang i hope you werent busy i just happened to have the phone in my hand and felt like i had to blow my nose and pushed your number. anyway hit me back. later

dealer: wassup?
dude: im just thinking about how it was about that time again to paint my walls. bring yourself over.

see this can be fun


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OfflineSerioOria
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Re: talking on the phone [Re: Shroomism]
    #4547728 - 08/17/05 07:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Quote:

drgonz said:
coke is useless. And it sucks. Don't do it. And it rots your brain out. and it makes your testicles shrink... well i made that one up, but its bad enough w/out that







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Re: talking on the phone [Re: bart_mann]
    #4547743 - 08/17/05 07:39 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

If you have to ask your dealer if the product is available, then it is probably best to find a new dealer. Find someone that always has it, and never have to ask again.


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Re: talking on the phone [Re: SerioOria]
    #4547749 - 08/17/05 07:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

The guy just asked for some specific advice, not for your opinions of cocaine use.


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Re: talking on the phone [Re: bart_mann]
    #4547763 - 08/17/05 07:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

.. Eh forget about it.


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Re: talking on the phone [Re: daimyo]
    #4547781 - 08/17/05 07:46 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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daimyo said:
If you have to ask your dealer if the product is available, then it is probably best to find a new dealer. Find someone that always has it, and never have to ask again.


(thats not a problem. most of the time shit is always available considering) i was just wondering about talking points to let someone know what you want. and also being safe in the process. also why do i feel like people beat around the bush alot on this forum, meaning they guise their words to protect themselves. maybe its just me. how secure is this board anyway?


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Re: talking on the phone [Re: bart_mann]
    #4547795 - 08/17/05 07:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Not very! :shiftyeyes: 

I would NEVER post here.... it comprimises your safety.  Right now, the DEA is probably already onto you.


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Re: talking on the phone [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4547933 - 08/17/05 08:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

***Runs through the woods and trips over root while staring at the sky watching for helicopters.***  :tongue2:


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