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OfflineSouthPArk
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Trick Questions for Drivers Test??
    #4546873 - 08/17/05 03:47 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

So i gotta go write my LEarers test and well wanna be prepared....
so....I know most of it is prolly gonna be knowing signs and school zone timez... but what kind of trick questions might they ask???

which one's got you???


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #4546879 - 08/17/05 03:50 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

What age do you get your license at in your state?


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #4546898 - 08/17/05 03:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I recently moved to a new state, and had to take a written test to get my license here. It was on a computer, and I just pressed buttons on the screen.

I don't know about trick questions, but there was one part with tricky answers. You see, they were giving me a bunch of true/false questions, and the answer buttons for me to press were given in the order of 1) True and 2) False. They gave me a bunch like that, and then all of a sudden, they started giving them to me in the order of 1) False and 2) True. I didn't really read the answer, and pressed "false" button when I meant to answer with "true". They only got me once like that, though.

My point: Make sure you read all the answers carefully before you choose one.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #4546901 - 08/17/05 03:56 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Q: Are you a fucktard?

DON'T SAY YES JUST BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Boom]
    #4546902 - 08/17/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Im in Canada Eh?
i think it's 14 and then u gotta wait a yr then u get license...

but i dunno

im 19 and have been a wee bit lazy so it's time to go!


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4546904 - 08/17/05 03:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I bet Jesse White was sitting in an air-conditioned office, viewing you on a surveillance camera and laughing at your expense.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #4546905 - 08/17/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

if your in canada, it's probably 16. I know because i live there as well.

Just remember, blue flashing light = Snow plow

After that, it's common knowledge


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: OJK]
    #4546907 - 08/17/05 03:58 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
Q: Are you a fucktard?

DON'T SAY YES JUST BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.




just like someone asking...

Hey Odium Junkie....Do yur PArents know yur Gay???  :grin:


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: mantis]
    #4546920 - 08/17/05 04:01 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mantis said:
I bet Jesse White was sitting in an air-conditioned office, viewing you on a surveillance camera and laughing at your expense.




:lol: 

"MWAHAHAHAHA, another one falls to 'false/true'!!!!!"


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: SouthPArk]
    #4546923 - 08/17/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

It's some common sense, there are some questions (on the NJ drivers test anyway) that if you don't read a booklet on the test before the test, you aren't gonna get. Stupid shit. How many feet before a turn do you signal, how far from a stop sign should you park, how far from a curb...


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Boom]
    #4546931 - 08/17/05 04:05 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That's what I thought about the IL test, but it was ALL common sense. No specifics like that. I didn't read a booklet or anything, and I only got one wrong (the stupid false answer one).

However, I remember PA's test being a little more in depth. But that was years ago.

That may explain why people in IL are some of the most vacuous drivers I've ever seen.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4546933 - 08/17/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I failed "attention" on the road test.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4546936 - 08/17/05 04:08 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

my Az test was pretty specific about some things... i dont recall exactly whate the questions were, but i failed my first time (and i was 19 years old when i took it).

:shrug:


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Boom]
    #4546937 - 08/17/05 04:09 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

If I had to take another road test these days, I would definitely fail the parallel parking deal.

How do they quantify "attention"?


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4546939 - 08/17/05 04:09 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

It's true. I thought driving in Chicago was going to be a shitty experience until I realized the people in my city drive the exact same way :smirk:

"What's that? The right-lane ends? I'm in the left lane but I'd better get in the right lane so I can have that 2 car-length advantage"

I don't give those mother-fuckers an inch.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: mantis]
    #4546940 - 08/17/05 04:09 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

hehehe

im an awesome driver now, i can parralel park my car between two ice cream sammiches.

i dont know what that means.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: mantis]
    #4546948 - 08/17/05 04:10 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

My major complaint is turn signal abuse. They are completely arbitrary out here. A turn signal means that they might be turning in either direction, or going straight. No turn signal means the same thing.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4546953 - 08/17/05 04:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

The guy said I didn't check my mirrors enough.  :shrug:

I thought he was going to put a burning hot coffee in front of him and tell me if it spilled on him that I'd fail.


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Todcasil]
    #4546955 - 08/17/05 04:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Trick Questions for Drivers Test?? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4546958 - 08/17/05 04:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

electrode said:
My major complaint is turn signal abuse. They are completely arbitrary out here. A turn signal means that they might be turning in either direction, or going straight. No turn signal means the same thing.




thats quite ridiculous.

my turn signal means i forgot to turn it off the last time i turned.


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