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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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I recieved this and wanted to share
    #4542577 - 08/16/05 03:38 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

: 10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.



10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.

:lol:


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542585 - 08/16/05 03:39 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

:lol:

that was good for a chuckle


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542593 - 08/16/05 03:40 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.


huh?



but.....


:confused:


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OfflineMagicalMystery
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542606 - 08/16/05 03:44 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Thomas Jefferson didn't have black children.


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"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4542618 - 08/16/05 03:48 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

You must be white.


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4542625 - 08/16/05 03:49 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

My favorite kool aid flavor is blue.


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542637 - 08/16/05 03:53 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

2 TRUTHS SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH PEOPLE KNOW, BUT AMERICANS WON'T ADMIT:

colour*
flavour*


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542640 - 08/16/05 03:55 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.






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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542642 - 08/16/05 03:55 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

My family saves Crown Royal bags :lol:


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: mantis]
    #4542646 - 08/16/05 03:57 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Me 2

They're dope.

I put my weed in there.


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: OJK]
    #4542656 - 08/16/05 04:02 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
2 TRUTHS SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH PEOPLE KNOW, BUT AMERICANS WON'T ADMIT:

colour*
flavour*




:lol:

:yesnod:


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: Krishna]
    #4542669 - 08/16/05 04:07 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

oj killed elvis.

back in the day.


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


~Casil



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Offlineelaspeinreason
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: Krishna]
    #4542673 - 08/16/05 04:07 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

hahahaha
shittt we never had a wedding start on time
we call that CP time  :rofl: :geordinod:


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Diploid said:
What's with proclaiming freedom by abridging freedom? That makes no sense.


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: elaspeinreason]
    #4542792 - 08/16/05 04:47 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

crown royal bags are totally worth keeping


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542885 - 08/16/05 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.




SO FUCKING TRUE!


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: OJK]
    #4542897 - 08/16/05 05:32 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Odiumjunkie said:
2 TRUTHS SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH PEOPLE KNOW, BUT AMERICANS WON'T ADMIT:

colour*
flavour*




:lol:


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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: freddurgan]
    #4542921 - 08/16/05 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Yeah definatly keep my CR bags. Ive seen people make a pair of pants out of them.


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: baraka]
    #4542930 - 08/16/05 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

1 or 2 funny ones in each category, but for the most part just ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: ChRoNiCk420]
    #4542943 - 08/16/05 05:55 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

:ass:


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Re: I recieved this and wanted to share [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4542947 - 08/16/05 05:58 PM (12 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.







how could you do such a thing?


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