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how do i find out if eggs have gone bad?
    #4538465 - 08/15/05 04:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i broke them open (wanna make scrambled stuff) and they kinda smell like smoked ham... they don't smell rotten though... do you think it's safe to eat them? salmonella danger?


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538483 - 08/15/05 04:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would certainly cook them, maybe a little more than usual...


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538484 - 08/15/05 04:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my neighbour once told me that if they float, or sink in water (can't remember what was what :smirk: ) they are still good/bad.

anyway, smoked ham smell on eggs can't be good


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538486 - 08/15/05 04:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i dnno what eggs are supposed to smell like if theyre good... if they dont smell like shit then id eat em...


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: trendal]
    #4538488 - 08/15/05 04:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think generally if they don't smell foul (no pun intended) and don't have little bits floating around in them (other than the usual bits) there isn't too much to worry about.

How old are the eggs? Are they past the due-date?


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538492 - 08/15/05 05:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

eh, i'd eat them.

I ate 3 week old tuna fish that smelled pretty rotten last night.
I feel fine :smile:
Wouldn't it be ironic if I got sick in 3 weeks? :lol:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: AliceDee]
    #4538495 - 08/15/05 05:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that's the thing i don't know what eggs are supposed to smell like when they are good, either... when they are bad they are supposed to be gluey and smell of sulfur... but this is not the case... i really want those scrambled eggs, tho...


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538499 - 08/15/05 05:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

one quick test...is by spinning the egg on a surface...

if it spins around fine it's good to eat

if it's bad they sort of go around all weird

i hope that helps ...my explanation sort of sucks :grin:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538504 - 08/15/05 05:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I asked my sister about the egg. She says if it floats it's good, and if it sinks then it's bad.


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538505 - 08/15/05 05:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well think of it this way: with all the advances in modern medicine, you aren't too likely to die from food-poisoning anymore!

If you want to eat them, and they don't smell horrible (bad eggs do) then go ahead and eat them!

If you start alternately puking and shitting your guts out within the next day, go to a hospital and tell them you ate some bad eggs. :smirk:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: trendal]
    #4538539 - 08/15/05 05:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah i read that float test now... should have tested them before breaking them, huh?

you know what, fuck it.... im not gonna die... ill cook them up and report to you guyze...


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538570 - 08/15/05 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538581 - 08/15/05 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If the yolk has a nice dome shape to it they're ok. They're rotten if the yolk appears all flattened.

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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: boO]
    #4538597 - 08/15/05 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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one quick test...is by spinning the egg on a surface.


..I thought that was for hard-boiled eggs... being a solid and all...


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: vinsue]
    #4538605 - 08/15/05 05:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hehe i just remember this test being done when i was a kid by a family friend...i asked her why she was spinning the eggs and she said to test if they were good..

well u learn something new everyday :grin:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538619 - 08/15/05 05:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Heh, anyway, I'd estimate that the worst thing that could happen to you after eating bad eggs is that your anus might start bleeding :tongue2:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: ivi]
    #4538625 - 08/15/05 05:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4538661 - 08/15/05 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok... i cooked them, i ate them and they tasted good... nothing weird at all... and my stomach is aok as of now... i'll let you know if anything happens and i start projectile vomiting...  :sun:


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: ivi]
    #4538669 - 08/15/05 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ivi said:
Heh, anyway, I'd estimate that the worst thing that could happen to you after eating bad eggs is that your anus might start bleeding :tongue2:




:lol: for the love of god!


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Re: how do i find out if eggs have gone bad? [Re: In(di)go]
    #4538737 - 08/15/05 06:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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