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Pilgrim -DBK鰻

Registered: 08/11/05
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    #4538275 - 08/15/05 04:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Islam I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
Islam two dollars and twenty-seven cents Safar 5, 1421.
I can't stand my own mind.
Islam when will we end the human war?
Go fuck yourself with your suicide bomb
I don't feel good don't bother me.
I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.
Islam when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Naqshbandis?
Islam why are your libraries full of tears?
Islam when will you send your eggs to Moscow?
I'm sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
Islam after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.
Hallah is in Baghdad I don't think he'll come back it's sinister.
Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
I'm trying to come to the point.
I refuse to give up my obsession.
Islam stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
Islam the plum blossoms are falling.
I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for
Islam I feel sentimental about the Imam shrines.
Islam I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry.
I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
My mind is made up there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.
My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right.
I won't say the Azhan.
I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations.
Islam I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Masood after he came over
from Beirut.

I'm addressing you.
Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
I'm obsessed by Time Magazine.
I read it every week.
Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore.
I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library.
It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie
producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me.
It occurs to me that I am Islam.
I am talking to myself again.

Arabia is rising against me.
I haven't got a bedouin's chance.
I'd better consider my national resources.
My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals
an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and
twentyfivethousand mental institutions.
I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in
my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns.
I have abolished the whorehouses of Jeddah, Riyadh is the next to go.
My ambition is to be Caliph despite the fact that I'm a Shi'ite.

Islam how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his
automobiles more so they're all different sexes
Islam I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe
Islam free poets
Islam save the Iranian feminists
Islam Rushdie must not die
Islam I am of the Kurdish boys.
Islam when I was seven momma took me to Sufi zhikr meetings they
sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the
speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the
workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party
was in 1935 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother
Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have
been a spy.
Islam you don're really want to go to war.
Islam it's them bad Americans.
Them Americans them Americans and them Jews. And them Americans.
The Americans want to eat us alive. The Americans' gone power mad. She wants to take
our cars from out our garages.
Her wants to grab Baghdad. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. her wants our
bases out of Arabia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations.
That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers.
Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help.
Islam this is quite serious.
Islam this is the impression I get from looking in the television set.
Islam is this correct?
I'd better get right down to the job.
It's true I don't want to join the Mujahideen or turn lathes in precision parts
factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway.
Islam I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.


Don't fight it. Just let the illuminados take over your mind. You be at bliss soon.

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