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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Name something that...
    #4536482 - 08/15/05 12:36 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

...you would do or want to do but you would not admit to it in your normal daily life. I assume that a lot of people will admit to that stuff on here because of the anonymity of the internet.

The first thing that comes to my mind is that I would have sex with Kathy Lee Gifford. She is old, but I'd still put it to her. I would never admit that in public though.

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Name something that... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536485 - 08/15/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck Dolly Parton maybe? :lol:


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Name something that... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536486 - 08/15/05 12:37 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

wait who is that bitch.. its that the chick from who wants to be a millionaire?

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Name something that... [Re: PerfectlyDefectd]
    #4536495 - 08/15/05 12:40 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

PerfectlyDefectd said:
wait who is that bitch.. its that the chick from who wants to be a millionaire?




No. Kathy Lee used to be on the "Regis and Kathy Lee" TV show in the morning. She was the spokesman for Carnival Cruise Lines for a while. Also, her husband cheated on her with a trashy stewardess bimbo and the tabloids got recordings of it.

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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Name something that... [Re: PerfectlyDefectd]
    #4536497 - 08/15/05 12:40 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I love the smell of skunks.

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Name something that... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4536499 - 08/15/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Fuck Dolly Parton maybe? :lol:




Yeah, I'd take her for a spin.  She wears a wig, but her boobs still look killer.

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Name something that... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536506 - 08/15/05 12:42 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Another thing: I've told nobody in real life that I am using an inversion table in an attempt to get taller. I have only admitted this to the Shroomery.

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Re: Name something that... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536511 - 08/15/05 12:44 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I wanna get a blowjob while taking a shit.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Name something that... [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #4536515 - 08/15/05 12:44 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

That's called a blumpkin.


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-Erik Davis

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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Name something that... [Re: TurdFerguson]
    #4536527 - 08/15/05 12:47 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DickDiver said:
I wanna get a blowjob while taking a shit.




You just made me remember something. (By the way, that desire of your is fucking hardcore!). I have always wanted to let a nasty fart rip while getting a blowjob. I have wondered how the girl would react. Would she attempt to ignore it and pretend it didn't happen? Would she keep going? Would she become disgusted? Would she say anything? Would she finish? The end result would fascinate me.

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InvisibleRavus
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Re: Name something that... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536530 - 08/15/05 12:48 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

If you ever want to break up with a girlfriend, that'd be a good experiment.


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Name something that... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4536533 - 08/15/05 12:48 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I get paranoid my bodily functions (piss/shit) will get uncontrollable while trippin and I'll spend some trips focusing on not pissin myself. it's not unbearable just uncomfortable. it usually goes away after 30 mins or so. I could never tell anyone in real life cause well... I don't need anyone fuckin with me when I'm trippin. hehe whatever

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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: Name something that... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536535 - 08/15/05 12:49 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I farted during sex once - we laughed.

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Re: Name something that... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4536544 - 08/15/05 12:50 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

haha...blumpkin


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Name something that... [Re: Vvellum]
    #4536548 - 08/15/05 12:51 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
I farted during sex once - we laughed.




I got a bloody nose during sex once. It wasn't too fun.

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