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InvisibleVvellum
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    #4536353 - 08/15/05 01:58 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

just had sex with the most beautiful girl - feel great now. just wanted to say whats up shroomery - you guys are the shit :heart: I guess I dont say that enough - I really love this place.

what is it about the two lovers that is so great?


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: body [Re: Vvellum]
    #4536391 - 08/15/05 02:11 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I found a pic of bIO's new girl:



Damn...she fine!


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Re: body [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536400 - 08/15/05 02:12 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:




Sex is necessary, and amazing, and gratifying, and enlightening.


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Re: body [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4536405 - 08/15/05 02:13 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Necessary? How so?


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: body [Re: Ravus]
    #4536410 - 08/15/05 02:14 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Well for me personally.

Sexual *release* at least.

And why? Because I feel that way...abstinence, from any sort of sexual activity - is for suckers.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: body [Re: Ravus]
    #4536414 - 08/15/05 02:15 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

u dont think sex is necessary? are you fuckin serious.. if i didnt get laid id fuckin kill myself.. sex is the greatest thing ever.. well one of the best things


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: body [Re: Vvellum]
    #4536415 - 08/15/05 02:16 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
just had sex with the most beautiful girl




But seriously...you're a lucky S.O.B. I haven't gotten laid in about two months or so. I'm going insane!!


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Re: body [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536422 - 08/15/05 02:17 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

You need to find another bar chick.

Or swing by my neck of the woods again. :wink:


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Re: body [Re: Redstorm]
    #4536426 - 08/15/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Woah.  Redstorm totally wants the ass to mouth. :ass2mouth:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: body [Re: Redstorm]
    #4536428 - 08/15/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Redstorm said:
You need to find another bar chick.

Or swing by my neck of the woods again. :wink:




Yeah...it looked like there were a lot of naive and intoxicated college girls to take advantage of in your college town.  Remember when that one chick screamed, "I'm Horny!!" at us?  :lol:


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: body [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536429 - 08/15/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I found a pic of bIO's new girl:



Damn...she fine!




:lol:
not quite.
or at least tonight...


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Re: body [Re: PerfectlyDefectd]
    #4536430 - 08/15/05 02:19 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

It's not necessary for your survival. You could theoretically go your whole life without ever masturbating or having sex.


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Re: body [Re: Ravus]
    #4536434 - 08/15/05 02:20 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Who the fuck would want to?  I don't mean necessary in a survival sense. I mean necessary in a OneMoreRobot3021 sense. :grin:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: body [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4536435 - 08/15/05 02:21 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Woah.  Redstorm totally wants the ass to mouth. :ass2mouth:




Ewwww!  I just reread Redstorm's post and it does look really fucking gay.  :rotfl:


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: body [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4536438 - 08/15/05 02:22 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

yeah, wtf :lol:
bootycall


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: body [Re: Ravus]
    #4536439 - 08/15/05 02:22 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Ravus said:
It's not necessary for your survival. You could theoretically go your whole life without ever masturbating or having sex.




WHAT!?!? Nigga' you crazy...


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OfflineWorldbridger
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Re: body [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4536611 - 08/15/05 03:13 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Who the fuck would want to?  I don't mean necessary in a survival sense. I mean necessary in a OneMoreRobot3021 sense. :grin:



What about all those religious freaks that want to?  They count as people too, I think?


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OfflineAdamist
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Re: body [Re: Vvellum]
    #4536678 - 08/15/05 03:48 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I hope you told her that you have herpes before-hand. :wink:


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Re: body [Re: Vvellum]
    #4536690 - 08/15/05 03:52 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
what is it about the two lovers that is so great?



the chemicals released in the brain of course. it's like an intoxicant and that's why some drugs are so great.


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Re: body [Re: felix]
    #4536755 - 08/15/05 04:33 AM (11 years, 3 months ago)

I have a hand and an imagination. I don't need a girl bogging down my thoughts and opinions with her ridiculous logic about how great shopping at the mall and starting needless fights with other humans is.

No offense. But if girls make you happy, fuck it. Go for it. Even I, in this misanthropic state, find the opposite to be extremely good to look at. But when I speak to them...well, it all crumbles.


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